Gnooze: October 10, 2007

It's the Gnooze! (the G is silent) Blackwater may be out of Iraq, global warming gets muggy, and Albert Gonzales hires a high-powered lawyer. Marta Costello hosts the Gnooze - today's news in about 2 minutes.

Category:

News & Politics

Tags:

• gnooze
• news
• comedy
• funny
• blackwater
• iraq
• global
• warming
• humidity
• alberto
• gonzales
• lawyer
• zarbod
• attorney
• general
• usa

[blairkenyon]

You're just the dreamiest Gnooze lady, ever. Great job keeping me laughing.

[gnooze]

My pleasure! I'm glad you like the show!

[nocafeine]

excellent job again... your talent is obvious, you really should be the replacement on saturday night live weekend update, oh wait a minute...but then we would only be able to see you once a week... on second thought, please don't go to SNL because i don't watch it and I really don't want to... but I'd do it for you marta...would much rather watch you on youtube... it's easier for me to access...

late

[gnooze]

That's so super nice of you! SNL puts clips on YouTube now... eh? Would that be an even trade?

[lepolv86]

that was extremely brilliant to slip in zarbod today. whoa.

...and the river rats of the rio dulce are falling in love with you.

good on you!! (the g is silent)

[gnooze]

River rats? Is that like beach bums?

So I was looking around your site and holy cow: it looks beautiful down there! Finca Paraisa (sp?)! I'd like to do an on-location episode there!

[AlterEgoTrip]

:) this was edgy and cooler than ever this time... I really admire your work!

[Dog480]

Poor Blackwater; just think of all those poor out of work gunmen scratching around for a living back here in the US after making $1000.00 a day. I wonder what they'll do to make a living? Hmmm.....

[FireFoxRocks]

"... I'm inside the Beltway bitches!" LOL

[gnooze]

This report was about Blackwater USA, not the US military. Blackwater is private security company -- it's a business, like McDonalds or Nike. They are not our troops.

Please don't say I think poorly of our soldiers -- that's simply not true.

[gunzorro]

Zarbod was right -- you are majorly cute! How would an alien know that? :)

[Bobofet241]

Ah at last,news without the craven lies and posturing!Without the "heres a picture of the flood in the Mississippi but it's not as bad as it looks".Without the excuses and deception. Well done girl!

[mangobanna]

ha! used the word like a bit much though...

[moonman42]

Yey, ZARBOD!

[blsfalcao]

damn, everyone makes the same lame joke, I thought I was a genious

lol

[blsfalcao]

That's pretty good! ( the g is not silent).

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta. Being Zarbod's assistant does have perks.He forc...uh,encourages me to subscribe to good new You Tube talent.

You certainly are.

[Rowdyeh]

This Iraq thing is all about the oil and money and getting rid of all the old weapon stocks so if a few peasants get put down because of collateral damage that dont matter any, America benefits and the economy benefits, what's a few Iraqi casualties matter?