Heidi Montag, Butt Wiping Parking Tickets, Ear Eaters, and Parkour - topNEWS

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#1. Man with a funny last name is given a DUI for drinking during his sobriety test.
#2. Man poisons his own coffee to get attention after his girlfriend breaks up with him.
#3. Crackhead cop ratted out by her dealer.

Fun show tonight, if it ever uploads. Youtube has this thing where it won't upload my stuff until like 4am. It's 3:45am now, and I got up just to submit this.

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Dude wipes butt with parking ticket:http://jalopnik.com/5528117/man-wipes-ass-with-parking-ticket-sends-back-­to-police-gets-arrested

Woman eats mans ear: http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010/04/anna_mae_godfrey_bites_off_man.php

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[silverbiometal]

dont shit on your parking ticket either...

[MikeyBoobs1]

I wonder if the girl's back titties are bigger than my man boobs?

[akajl21]

maybe she should stop eating so many twinkies. Did u noe that twinkie were full of banana cream back in the day instead of vanilla mayb thats y that dude call here fat banana lol.

[TomandkayTV]

This is 4 loco teusday... When ur show eats me dead in kentucy I will ripp your mac in half and then sell it to ur boxers

[XxShouseHouse]

Number one and three:)

[Monitor0347]

Number 1.

[david96888]

the video was from failblog. that vid is like everywhere

[left4sean]

NUMBER ONE

[MisCat24]

number one ^.^

crap I'm reading twilight, i hope i will not start attacking people... :s