A present for my Dad, on his birthday, that doesn't violate copyright law

So, I've made a present for my dad, on his birthday. I tried writing him a song, and was told that song had already been written. I tried singing him a song and was told that I'd have to pay the owners of that song royalties and things just started going down hill from there.

DISCLAIMER:
It may seem obvious to some but I just want to be absolutely clear on this. No-one was on the other end of the phone. I have not applied for a job within any of these organisations, nor have I ever been convicted of a criminal offence. I'm sure that EMI, Warner Music, Matt Groening, the estate of Milton Friedman, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt and Mars Foods Inc. are all really nice people, and if you think otherwise having watched this video, I assure you that you have come to the wrong conclusion.

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