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Uploaded by on Oct 27, 2007

Jokes made to Jack Bauer. The star of 24. Jack Bauer is played by Kiefer Sutherland.

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  • I know some of the jokes may not be funny to some people/text is all wrong. This was made 3 years ago when I first joined YouTube and wanted to make a video :P

    So please dont send me messages saying "YOUR VID SUCKS >: |"

    I know my videos are nothing special x)

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  • _Jack Bauer doesn't need to search the internet, he just stares a computer down until it gives him the information he needs.

    _ Kiefer Sutherland drinks to forget all the terrible things Jack Bauer has done.

    _Jack Bauer doesn't need a translator, torture sounds the same in every language.

    _There was no best man at Jack Bauer's wedding, Jack Bauer is always the best man. Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

  • Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

    When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.

    Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

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  • @redamohammed2010 hahahahahahhaha

    

  • jack bauer is a fag, chuck norris till i die bItches!!!!!!!

  • @DukTape1009 You can excuse the video due to lack of experience but the jokes are just terrible. Apart from being devoid of humor, they are in the exact same format as Chuck Norris jokes, which believe it or not were still pretty well known 3 years ago.

  • I like Jack Bauer's character too but at the end of the day he is just a fictional character, so let's just leave it at that all right?

  • Jack Bauer is the man!

  • wow that was great but mind how u talk about him he is my best!!!!!!!

    jack is just a great guy!!!! good at everything but not terrorism!!!!

  • wow that was great but mind how u talk about him he is my best!!!!!!!

  • When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back, lmao, redamohammer

  • The top comments aren't funnny. -.-

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