Gillian McKeith 'Im a celebrity' phobia song ( English country garden)

This is just a bit of fun about Gillian McKeith of 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here's'
phobia's, ailments and tactics that she uses to manipulate people on the show.
No insult or injury is meant, just a light hearted view.
Credits go to....Sam Bailey (stokersdakine) for backing music.


Heres the lyrics

How many kinds of phobias we know,
Are Gillians secret weapons.
I'll tell you now of some that I know and those I miss I guess you'll recon.
Spiders and ants you know.
flies and fish and worms that grow,
Heights and depths and.. The bloody dark
Crocodiles and water.. ..Bush tucker trials are Gillians secret weapons.

So many Skills McKieth has that we know;
That are Gillian sneaky habits,
I'll tell you now of some that I know and those I miss she'll soon be using.
Bare faced lies and bullshit too,
Bossy cow talks down to you.
Acts like a child and pisses people off.
Stealing food, acting badly.... and fainting too are Gillians sneaky habits.

How many ailments has she that we know,
That make Gillian really poorly
I'll tell you now of some that I know and those I miss just really bore me.
Phnumonia and cold sweats too,
The flu and pukking over you.
Hot sweats, swooning.. and diarrhea
She's got ticks ,HRT and .. panic attacts that make gillian really poorly.

Put the poor cow out of her misery.

Please view my video...Hold a light... Michelle Woodhouse... Dedicated to the British Troops...... This really does deserve a look. Thank you.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• gillian
• mckeith
• im
• celebrity
• get
• me
• out
• of
• here
• entertainment
• comedy
• music
• phobia
• itv
• television

[suziesmirnoff]

Lynette Smith Hahahahahah your very clever well done !!!

Nicola Ness -Allen I have shown loads of people and posted to my profile, lets make you a star x

Sharon Jarman excellent brightened my day no end you got her down to a tee you have defo got a talent well done love it xx

[Spyro769cp]

oooooh x :) lovely song x quite good voice toox :)

[suziesmirnoff]

@Spyro769cp

Thank you.

[suziesmirnoff]

Victoria Smith i think you should send it to t.v, maybe to phill and holly on this morning, she'll likely be a guest soon, be fab if they played her it! ;p xx

Kathryn Ryches This is funny, even though I can't watch British tv.

Caz Davies ‎20,000 omg... well done you...they should have put it on the itv2 show

[NDUBZLOVERJAZZ]

he he i love it how long did it take you to do this ?? x

[suziesmirnoff]

@NDUBZLOVERJAZZ

Hi there. It took about 2 hours to write and record. Thank you for taking the time to comment.

[PwincessBunnyxxx]

The dislikes are Gillian; she hid a laptop in her knickers ; )

[suziesmirnoff]

@lydiababbiee

Hello there. Many thanks for your kind comment. It only took a couple of hours and was just a joke for my mates as they asked me to do one because of my ability to write silly stuff. I cannot believe it has this many hits. lol.

Thanks again. x

[wegopop]

Shame you didnt get more votes. It was good for a 2 hour put together. Well done.

[Huntex96]

WTF

[emmaandjess]

Hi well done you've got a really good voice :).

[11090210fan]

epic

[Happiness8000]

Brilliant. Well summed up. I kinda liked Gillian but after seeing her in the Jungle...cant stand her. Will never support anything that she ever does. Shes dreadful. This song sums it up and is well written. Well done and thank you.

[trupnk]

very good, pity you did'nt get to mention her 'phantom pregnancy!!' lol, brill though.

[tonyberry1000]

This is one of the funniest things I havwe seen for ages, This woman is my sort of humour and I love it...great lyrics.......I don't watch celebrity but I do get this......message from Hastings - very snowy.......

[OfficialPatterson]

@suziesmirnoff I cant believe its had this many hits

[carawise3]

awesome t shirt!