TMNT IV: Sewer Surfin' WITH LYRICS

It's the 11th day of Brentmas and my first Ninja Turtles video ever!

Special thanks to Daniel Tidwell for providing the kickass arrangement for this one. You can buy the instrumental version of this track and check out his whole library of video game covers here: http://danieltidwell.bandcamp.com

And special thanks to the lovely and daring Elizabeth Aylsworth for playing April O'Neil. I was fine with her just miming the act of vomiting, but she insisted we make it look like the real thing, so I grabbed some oatmeal and the rest is history.

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LYRICS:
Listen up, evildoers!
Watch your step in the sewers!

We live beneath the streets
Hanging out underground
In and around our home
something that's green and brown...

It's poop!
It's splashing up on my nunchucks
Yeah, it's poop!
It's making April upchuck

Oh poo, so much poo, doobitty doo doo
Pee and poo!

We're yellin Cowabunga!
Oh shit!
It's more like Cowa-Dung-a!
It's sad but true, so much poo

And so the moral here is:
Life is shitty to be sure
(It's pretty shitty man, quite a bit shitty baby, yeah)
When you live down in the sewer
So much poo!

Pizza don't taste so good
Inside a porta-john
We save the world from crime
Only to get shit on

Oh poo!
Not recommended for boating
('Cause poo!)
Is that a candy bar floating?
No, it's poo! You fool! Far as the eye can see!
(Tonight I dine on) Turtle poop!

It's smells so freaking delicious
JK!
You know I'm being feces-tious
'Cause poos leave residues all over you and me

And so the moral here is:
You will smell worse than manure
(It's pretty shitty man, quite a bit shitty baby, yeah)
If you live down in the sewer
So much poo!

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[TheGambitcard]

I was playing the "re-shelled" version of this game from XBOX LIVE. Couldn't wait to get to the 3rd level so I could sing along to the music... they changed the music! They suck!

[bakuganewsnet]

Omg i loved playing this growing up

[FOOLZSTUDIOS]

played this yesterday with my friend. sang along

[SuperAbb3]

nice i have this game

[righty121v2]

@monkeykingw AVGN!!! XD

[ZZYXY456]

make a song about soul calibur or mortal kombat or something

[bapear1]

Hey brentalfloss everyone would like for you to sing. The song of storms from legend of zelda. Thumbs up so he can see this.

[monkeykingw]

It's more like Cowa-Fucking-Piece-of-Dog-Shit­.

[DudeOfBordomXD]

I still have the game and an SNES. Be jealous.

[m9killer1]

so much poo!!

[highestpower999]

Dont get me wrong brent, I love your work. But please dont do turtles games, and if you do could you make them more creative then just saying poo every 2 seconds?