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Uploaded by on Jul 25, 2009

This video was made by Chris O'Neill and the music was by The Arrogant worms. http://www.newgrounds.com/

Lyrics:

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water, their hands on their
Marbles and play things at a half passed four
There came a young lady who looked like a
Pretty, young preacher
She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress
And she showed them her
Ruffles, and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to
Bring up her children, so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable
Home in the country, with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
Little pet dog, who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Small, tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whip cream all over her
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty
You can go fuck yourself!

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  • i have a dig bick

    dirty mind test.

    well..just thumb up.

  • No matter how much I watch this, its still funny :3

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  • @TheGhananB3a5t Your not the only one that feels dirty haha.

  • I guessed all the wrong words..... I feel dirty...

  • this... song... :"D i was singing this in math

  • this was my cabin's theme song at camp:)

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • This song is funny!! Lol

  • Hahaa Love This Song<3

  • This technically isnt dirty, you dirty minded freaks;D

  • AmaIn how u think its gunna say bad words

  • Ha ha ha

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