Palin's mind-blowing speech, condensed

Just call me Eagle Eye. I couldn't help but spot some contradictions and altogether nutty moments in Sarah Palin's resignation speech.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• sarah
• palin
• doublespeak
• hilarious

[danielsmdoyle]

What do you mean by shit bag? Please - go on.

[Rikeeboy]

LMAO! this is like fox news editing LOL

[danielsmdoyle]

no, it's just a mashup, as breitbart might say.

[hillerm]

I like Palin because what you see is what you get.

In this case, I see a moron. I guess that's what we get!

[lurch321]

Looking past the fact that this bimbo is one of the dumbest women to ever walk planet earth, am I the only one who has NEVER found her attractive?

[NewnotesJR]

And don't you see how much easier it is for you to be brainwashed when you obey the command to ignore someone?

Oh sure, it's not a command, per say, but you're leaders know how you think. They know what to tell you to get you to ignore certain people and news entities all on your own.

[NewnotesJR]

You liberals make me laugh because it's like you don't even consider the words she's saying. All you have to do is see her talking and you throw jeers. You don't even know what she's saying, you just call her stupid for nothing.

Well, it's not for nothing, I realize the depth at which you all are brainwashed into believing that she should be ignored.

[NewnotesJR]

Anyone can edit a video, cut out the logic, and just let people's bias take-over.

Palin gave a very good reason for why she left. You liberals cannot take advantage of Alaskan Conservative law that allows you to attack the Governor with frivolous litigation without limit, and then blame her when she, for all intents and purposes, commits political suicide for the sake of giving her people a governor that would not be lame because he would not have to deal with constant frivolous litigation.

[NewnotesJR]

@Rikeeboy

I like to watch you liberals speak, especially about Palin, because every word out of your mouth is literally something you were brainwashed to believe. It just proves how stupid you liberals really are.

You blame the entire Fox News because of the bias of their talk show hosts, but you'll hang on every biased word of someone like Colbert, comedian who favors the punchline to the truth, without even realizing the foolishness of it.

[NewnotesJR]

@Rikeeboy

LOL, you'll hate Fox News because they tell you too, but you'll love the others, who do even worse because you're told too.

And actually, Fox News doesn't edit speeches like that. They actually give an objective word to the competition and they don't pretend too only while seeking to entrap and criticize them to the public.

Sure, there talk show hosts do all of that, but what talk show host that is known to hold certain opinion doesn't do that?

Brainwashed with the best of them.

[NewnotesJR]

@MrGeoffrey834

LOL, when you truly hate someone enough that you'd be willing to kill them, especially when they've done absolutely nothing wrong, you can then, if you're willing to accept the truth, tangibly see the depths at which you've been brainwashed.

What's the worst thing you know about Palin with such absolute assurity that it warrants such hate about Palin and look at it objectively, and you'll realize it's nothing that isn't likely to be propaganda or isn't actually important.

[mikolover1000]

Puppet leader

[MrGeoffrey834]

IF and ONLY IF I knew for an absolute FACT that i could get away with it, I'd kill Sarah Palin. Not just shoot her, but leave and insanely pwned and mutilated body for all to see.

[MrGeoffrey834]

im pretty sure that even if u dont give an unfair edit, she still sounds like half an aborted retard whos vomitting up PR babble that she's told to.