Episode 6
With Taylor and Sam walking to school.
Sam: So how did the date go? Did you guys kiss?
Taylor: Horrible all she talked about was Nick.
Sam: its okay you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try' *laughs*
Taylor: *glares at her*
Sam: Yeah sorry.
Taylor: I thought for once I could be *the guy*. But my entire life Nick has been the guy that everybody's talking about, that everybody wants to hang out with, that all the girls want to try heterosexuality with. But I am never going to be that person. Like... why not?"
Sam: Because then you wouldn't be you. Dont worry you will find someone. Hey you can always get a dog. *smiles and sees Rebecca* see you later.
Sam: *walks up to her* hey I heard about the whole Kevin and amber thing.
Rebecca: *sad* yeah.
Sam: Look, I think we all know that Kevin is a dog. But lets face it, if these tramps werent laying out the buffet, he wouldnt be chowing down!
Rebecca: My mind says HATE him, my heart says LOVE him and both just wish they HAD him.
Sam: wow thats deep.
Rebecca: *smiles*
Sam: Ah a smile, listen girls are like apples the best ones are at the top of the trees. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think there is something wrong with them, when, in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Rebecca: *shocked* you thought of that yourself.
Sam: I have my moments. Hey lets go to the mall.
Rebecca: The mall?
Sam: I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes when I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
Rebecca: Sam we have to go to school, what about your education.
Sam: Please I havnt never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Rebecca: Yeah I realized that when you said havnt.
Sam: Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car. *laughs and walks away with Rebecca.
History class with Joe and Kacy
Teacher: Okay class today we are going to talk about the Spanish Revolution.
Joe: *enters the class* Sorry Im late
Teacher: sure you are, detention!
Joe: Didnt expect anything less. *smiles and sits next to Kacy* hey
Kacy: *avoiding him and listening to the teacher*
Joe: okay then *thinks and hides his textbook* oh I forgot my textbook can I share with you?
Kacy: *still ignoring him*
Joe: *raises his hand*
Teacher: *sighs* yes Joseph.
Joe: ok its Joe and I forgot my textbook can I share with Kacy?
Teacher: Yes yes
Joe: Thank you! *pulls his chair closer* hey
Kacy: *ignoring him*
Joe: Please talk to me Kacy.
Kacy: *turns to him* hey *turns back*
Joe: well thats a start. So how are you?
Kacy: fine
Joe: Okay um, maybe we should catch up.
Kacy: maybe not
Joe: do you remember the times we had (Michael Jackson)
Kacy: Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.
Teacher: Kacy, Joe stop talking.
Kacy: Sorry. *whispers* youre making me get in trouble.
Joe: *starts signing softly* Do You Remember the Time When We Fell in Love
Kacy: Joe what are you doing you will get me detention.
Teacher: Joe and Kacy if I have to call you one more time.
Kacy: Shut up
Joe: I will shut up if you agree to go out with me tonight.
Kacy: No
Joe: Do You Remember The Time When We First Met.
Kacy: Please Joe.
Joe: Do You Remember the Time When We Fell In Love.
Kacy: Okay fine *bells rings*
Teacher: Okay class pop quiz on Monday *its Friday*
Kacy: pop quiz?! I didnt hear anything she said *glares at Joe*
Joe: so pick you up at 8
Kacy: No meet me at my house at 6 and bring your history books.
Joe: what?
Kacy: you heard the teacher we have a pop quiz so we have to study.
Joe: Every teacher assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that teacher's course.
Another little Tony joke
Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?
TONY says, "Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that's a mouthful."
Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
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omg i love the little tony jokes ha ha ha so funny:D
hannahjain1 1 year ago
You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
wow.. homer simpson quote. how original of jonas brothers to come up with there own material.
1hpGankstar 1 year ago
do u remember the times we had (michael jackson)
lol :D
SashyLexi67 1 year ago
Love it!
MyBeautiful713 2 years ago
loved it
and the joke was hilarious
dontmakefunofartards 2 years ago
I will say again i love sam
mealovesjonasbros 2 years ago