Apparently in Montana a DUI is only a $100 fine that isn't reported to your insurance or go on your driving record.
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/di4g2/stay_classy_montana/
Lyrics:
A hundred bucks
Is a small price to pray
To enjoy the freedoms our founding fathers intended (like inebriated truckin')
So thank you officer I'll be on my way
Me and my friend jack don't mind a ticket to pay
With one hand on the wheel and the other takin' a swig o' him
And maybe start a bottle of Jim
Hey man in Montana we understand the true meaning of liberty
Driving Drunk
Gettin crunk behind the wheel
Drivin drunk (it's the American way)
Here in the big sky state you'll see nothin' but dust and my license plate
As we slosh our way down the road
Driving drunk
I miss playing this song.
YouveMadeMeConscious 1 year ago