Thanks to everyone in the thread! Love you!
And special thanks to Singbro (Stoferin), for being a bro at singing. Without him, none of this would've been possible.
And sorry for the song cutting abruptly, I dunno why.
Link to thread: http://i.imgur.com/0iyv8.jpg
Download: http://audioboo.fm/boos/632163-gaben-parody.mp3
Music: "You don't love me anymore" by Weird Al. Love you too, bro.
Lyrics:
We've been gaming now for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong
Seems you don't want us to buy
The latest game with that Half-Life guy
I guess we lost a little bit of Steam
When you set up shop in the Fortress of Team
We used to say that you're fat
Now you're clogging the game with those fucking hats
Ohhh
Why did you disconnect me from Steam all day?
That kinda thing just ain't well
Still we keep on thinking
We love you, Gabe Newell
~Music~
We knew that you were having problems when
Valve decided to release L4D again
You guys are working so hard
Oh Gaben I'm begging, wont you put down that lard?
You know we love you when you keep us at bay
When you delay games just a little each day
We still remember how Eli died
Not a dry eye in sight as we all cried
If you dont mind us asking
Where Episode 3 is
Maybe does it ring a bell?
Oh, we cant hate you
We love you, Gabe Newell
~Music~
We promised to have fun on the barbecue grill
Now it all fell through, but remember the thrill
You set our hearts on fire
You are the one we all want and desire
Oh ya, ban us and then VAC says that we're cheating
Your sales take our money while you all are eating
You never release on time
Yet you leave us with but a smile and a lousy dime
Oh you know this really isn't easy to say
For us trapped down here in this hell
From the depths of /v/'s heart
We love you, Gabe Newell
Oh oh oh
From the depths of /v/'s heart
We love you, Gabe Newell
Cut:
(For serious Gabe. No Homo.)
If this doesn't make HL ep 3 get released, then it is probably because he still gets called fat in the song.
betapenguin 1 month ago 10
@betapenguin And now you said it too. Good work.
DrHeinzy 1 month ago 14