So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: in his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then, when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
i don't think that dude hit a single correct chord.
lordbloodhammr 4 years ago