Yertle the Turtle

People tell me I have a soothing voice. I mostly like it because the rumbling I feel in my chest reminds me of a kitten purring, and so my blood pressure goes down. I decided I'd start doing some reading just to improve my voice. If you have a really weak speaking voice, you might want to play this to your children at bedtime to keep them from growing up with a dead fish handshake and an inferiority complex. I think I made three flat out errors in this recording. But hey, the day I get paid for this stuff is the day I'll dedicate all my time to perfecting it : / Enjoy, friends.

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• Yertle
• the
• Turtle
• Dr.
• Seuss
• Voice
• Acting
• Reading
• Andrew

[sterbear8]

RHCP



[flarg67]

Sorry, I can't hear you!!!

[PNDrocks]

I Can hear you!! lol I have Speakers on my computer!! Great Video

[haleycobain]

Look at that turtle go, bro.

[preddriver]

I want to read this to my son, but sing the RHCP while going through the book. 

[MaxxPaulTv]

I'm watching this because of RHCP.

[asbarg01]

@chinupkid I can see why you'd be upset. I wanted to introduce the story with a few minutes of synthesized, talentless cacophony, but I was pressed for time that day and decided to skip right to the art. I should have known better.

[FILzeCORN]

*clap clap clap clap clap* :D

[cincyblows]

Obama The Turtle

[StephanieLisaTara]

HAIKU

I hatch! Crawl! And swim!

Oh how I love my sweet life,

Turtles are special.

—A Green Sea Turtle