Yertle the Turtle

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Uploaded by on Nov 29, 2009

People tell me I have a soothing voice. I mostly like it because the rumbling I feel in my chest reminds me of a kitten purring, and so my blood pressure goes down. I decided I'd start doing some reading just to improve my voice. If you have a really weak speaking voice, you might want to play this to your children at bedtime to keep them from growing up with a dead fish handshake and an inferiority complex. I think I made three flat out errors in this recording. But hey, the day I get paid for this stuff is the day I'll dedicate all my time to perfecting it : / Enjoy, friends.

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  • RHCP

    

  • Sorry, I can't hear you!!!

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  • I Can hear you!! lol I have Speakers on my computer!! Great Video

  • Look at that turtle go, bro.

  • I want to read this to my son, but sing the RHCP while going through the book. 

  • I'm watching this because of RHCP.

  • @chinupkid I can see why you'd be upset. I wanted to introduce the story with a few minutes of synthesized, talentless cacophony, but I was pressed for time that day and decided to skip right to the art. I should have known better.

  • *clap clap clap clap clap* :D

  • Obama The Turtle

  • HAIKU

    I hatch! Crawl! And swim!

    Oh how I love my sweet life,

    Turtles are special.

    —A Green Sea Turtle

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