Illegal Destroy - NES Rap

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A rap song dedicated to the best system around...the Nintendo Entertainment System. Make sure to check out A&C Games 706 Spadina Ave, Toronto. http://www.acgamesonline.com/

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++Intro++

Yea YEA
can I make it clear?
its NES 4 life
you know thats right
fuck those people with ps3's and 360's that aint old school
get outta here with that shit!
You know how it goes

++Verse 1++

Lets, Go, back to the old days and gaming ways
the futures not bright it's no place to stay
back when a cartage was five by five
no fucking Wii-motes, Nintendo hi-fi
when 8 bits of glory, told the whole story
in the electronic gaming category
now theres real time physics, 3d character maps
motion capture hardware and all that crap
four buttons and a D-pad was all you'd see
on your consoles gaming peripheries
back when I was gaming on my daddies knee
and Sony only made shitty TV's
when Microsoft had windows 1.3
and there was no such thing as an online fee
When your second controller came bundled for free
Mike Tysons punch out taught us all briefly
how to float like a butterfly sting like a bee
Nintendo held it down tight from A to B
when I see things today I must decree
that 1985 was the place to be
DJ Garry Muzak's on a lyrical spree
spittin out Rhymes like a cracked out banshee
shoutin out to all my CS homies
Held down by the weight of society

++Chorus++

All the games that you ever sat and played
owe their start to the NES what paved the way
Get up on yo feet and let me hear you say
you'll play NES till your dyin day

NES Yo
still fresh Yo
party rock Yo
to the beat Yo
on the street Yo
move your feet Yo
NES Yo
party rock Yo


++Verse 2++

Step up show your love for the power glove
givin you the advantage to rise above
we were playin with power
in our darkest hour
blastin through castlevania's haunted towers
dance to the beat and play some track and field
back before DDR could even hold appeal
NES knew the only way to keep it real
Was official quality approval seals
I remember when Donkey Kong was the bad guy
when Toad was just a know nothing small fry
if it moved and you touched it you'd probably die
to float up to that warp pipe high in the sky
remember when you thought Samus Arayn was a man?
look me in the eyes homes tell me you can!
there's nothing at all better than the first day
that the legend of Zelda had it's first play
on your NES or Famicom
don't lie to me son that shit was the bomb!
if you ever got tired of the gaming tirade
you could watch yourself some Saturday Supercade
Super Mario brothers super show
and Captain N the game master all in a row
ya'll think I'm not a serious rapper?
check out the business end of my Nintendo Zapper

++[Chorus]++

++Verse 3++

Yo, G, got a problem with me?
and all my NES playin' Homies?
step it up son let's have a brawl
plug in urban champion and your face I'll maul!
I don't like your style or your disposition
and your anti Nintendo superstitions
what the hell did you have growin' up?
ColecoVision? Wow that sucks!
shut the fuck up and get outta my face
for the sake of the Nintendo playin' race
we'll stomp your ass in Blades of steel
get off your feet bend knee and kneel
to the Jesus Christ of console gaming
that succeeded without polygonal framing
bitch you know it's the truth don't deny
hook a NES up and try
the system that blows your house into the sky
playing with power does not justify!
there's never gonna be a better system around
then the first NES that you ever found
it's the best, the greatest, the motherfuckin' king!
clap yo hands to the beat and sing
check it out home boys, here's the arrangement
A shout out for Nintendo entertainment

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Tags:

• Illegal
• Destroy
• NES
• Rap
• Music
• Hip-Hop
• Retro
• 8-Bit
• Chiptune
• Nintendo
• Video
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• Nerdcore
• Nerd
• Super
• Mario
• Bros
• Zelda
• Contra
• Megaman
• Metroid

[bbodine61]

NES ruled it all, but just for a bit. Every other console coudn't do shit. Till this new guy appeared and said out loud, "He bitches, I'm the new king of this town!" So he took the number 1 spot from the NES, with this new thing he called the Genesis. I could go on and on but I wont. But simply Sega does what Nintendon't.

[DJGMuzak]

Genesis was popular for about one week. NES sold more units overall. It's funny how SEGA stopped making consoles because they know they have no chance with the big b oys. The only good thing to come out of Genesis was Sonic. Where are they now? On Nintendo, Sony, and XBOX. NES is ledgendary...it re-launched the video game industry. Without Nintendo setting the bar, SEGA would of just gon on to make more shitty games for even shittyer systems.

[Freekymunky]

OMFG THIS IS THE CRAZIEST SHIT EVER. plz tell me i can DL this off itunes.

[graftwins3]

im listing to this song with headphones and its the only time ive heard the adlibs of the song

[MegaPoepdrol]

@lugielugie nes was better !!!! snes was anyway and i like Sega also ... got very rare Sega consoles in my possesion

[MegaPoepdrol]

 i like it !!!............

[smenkinsa]

play the games

[pimper37]

lol

[teclego007]

i think the atari to wii rap is better

[pimper37]

nice video 

[tuhopallo]

these times when i played NES 24/7

[mistertitanic]

@DJGMuzak Jeez. Way to be mean to Sega. They made systems that certainly were not shitty. PLENTY more good games than just sonic, and Sega was popular for more than a week. Fucking hell.

[MarkSharkification]

ive raped the replay button.

[eightbitclick]

YO IM DOWN WIT THIS.