Mom of the Year (Parody of Billionaire by Travie McCoy and Bruno Mars)

Dedicated to mothers everywhere! A parody of the "Billionaire" music video by Travie McCoy and Bruno Mars. Special thanks to Kent Hembree for sharing his mad ukulele skills and Dave Shipp for his bongo beats!!

The original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aRor9...

Mom of the Year - Parody of Billionaire
written by Alisha Merrick; performed by Alisha found Eden

I wanna be mom of the year so stinkin bad
I deserve an award for all the kids I've had
I wanna be on the cover of Parent magazine
Smiling next to babies, kids, and teens

Oh every time I close my eyes,
I hear the baby's screaming cries
A different problem every night oh I,
I swear, I hope the world can hear
I deserve mom of the year.

Yeah, I would show the world that I'm a good mom,
There was just that one time that I slept through the smoke alarm
And now the kids are super scared of fire
But that's good, right? I was just so dang tired.
Cause every day I'm changing diapers with poo
I've got hemorrhoids and stretch marks like natural tattoos
And I try to look nice but it's out of my power
I can't remember the last time I took a shower
I wash in the sink and use dry shampoo
And all of my clothes are covered in goo
My husband comes home, I ask, "How was your day?"
He says, "Better than yours," when he looks my way.

Oh every time I close my eyes,
I wake up to a bad surprise
A new disaster every day and night
I swear, I hope the world can hear
I deserve mom of the year.
Oh oh oh oh, I hope the world can hear
Oh oh oh oh, I deserve mom of the year

People cringe when they see me with my brood
But they're only bad if I run out of food
Or if they're tired, or hopped up on sweets
Yeah, then it's a good time to run and retreat
If I win my mother in law would finally be quiet
And my snotty neighbor would probably start a riot
I'd write books and be interviewed 'bout daily planning
And I'd finally have some money to hire a nanny
Don't get me wrong, my kids are my life,
But a little vacation would sure be nice
So here's my nomination, I hope the world can hear
Me and every mother deserve mom of the year.

I wanna be mom of the year so stinkin bad
I deserve an award for all the kids I've had
I wanna be on the cover of Parent magazine
Smiling next to babies, kids, and teens

Oh every time I close my eyes,
I hear the baby's screaming cries
A different problem every night oh I
I swear, I hope the world can hear
I deserve mom of the year.
Oh oh oh oh, I hope the world can hear
Oh oh oh oh, I deserve mom of the year

I wanna be mom of the year so stinkin bad

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[VN1500P2]

That ukulele is mesmerizing! Wow, that guy's good.

[Zeemaid Zeemaid]

Loved it and SHARED IT!

[Angelohara]

PLEASE come and join us on Scarymommy! You'd fit in great :)

[Matthew Randell]

I got here via a comment on Damn!LOL... 0.e

[spongebobsucks12]

eh only okay