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Mother Nature Holiday Rap [HD]

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A Christmas holiday rap dedicated to all of those stuck in the cold! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! SNOWMAGEDDON '08!

http://www.myspace.com/jchbentley
http://www.myspace.com/andrewgunadiemusic

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CHRISTMAS SING-A-LONG!

Kids sing jingle jingle
We're all trying to mingle
But you make it too cold
So much snow, let it go, you're a ho

Yo girl I wanted to take you on vacation
But the weather got bad without explanation
And now we've got all this snow
'Cause Mother Nature is a mother f- ho ho ho

No vacation? I'm sick of all these flight delays
Can't wait until the summertime, I'm countin' down the days
Spendin' this whole winter in a snowy white haze
And with all these homemade fires, gonna set my house ablaze

CHORUS
Mother Nature is a mother f- cold hard b-
Sendin' all this snow whenever she gets an itch
To destroy our peaceful lives and cater only to the rich
Oh yeah, mother nature is a cold hard b-

And yo I know that we were gonna go and see a movie
But this weather's got me locked up like my time in juvie
Don't got no money 'cause I paid my heating bills
I can't seem to shake off all these chills, chills, chills

I agree this cold seeps down in my bones
Won't even think of uncovering erogenous zones
Can't go outside without slippin' on the ice
Every step I take forward, I fall back twice

CHORUS

INTERLUDE
I really can't stay
Baby it's cold outside
I've got to get away
But baby it's cold outside
This evening has been so very nice
The cold air is causing some major shrinkage

CHORUS

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  • "Like my time in juvie" Andrew?! O.o

  • This would be better if it wasn't censored.

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  • She can stay in and suck on my candy cane anyday she wants ; ^ ]

  • God, she's so pretty! 

  • sad how true this is..... 

  • In Saskatchewan, its the warmest winter in history...theres no snow to play with!!!! :( I love snow..winters my fav season...fudge global warming >:(

  • you guys should be bigger than JB.thumbs up if you think so too.

  • Like fresh dope beat this one

  • your right mather nature is a hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo. :]

  • ahh another Xmas and here I am again. This puts me in the Xmas mood. I'm surprised at the number of veiwers, should be at least a couple mil. good job guys. awesome video.

  • hahahah :)

  • every christmas, i always find myself watching this video over and over

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