Blame It

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Blame it on the blogs
Got you feeling lost
Blame it on gchat
Hey can you repeat that
Blame it in on the i-i-i-i-i-internet
Blame it in on the i-i-i-i-i-internet

A-plus student from the start
But law school broke her heart
She brought her laptop to class
And now she cant stay off the internet
Taking notes seemed so easy
Facebook stalking sleazy
And now she gets called on in cla-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ass
Here you cannot stall
Now that youre on call
What does the law say
We dont have all day
How do you admit that youre reading Gawker
New York Times; Im a Facebook stalker
O-M-G shes a slut
Reading Fmylife what
I dont even care now
I was unaware that my ebay auction just e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-nded

Blame it on the blogs
Got you feeling lost
Blame it on gchat
Hey can you repeat that
Blame it in on the i-i-i-i-i-internet
Blame it in on the i-i-i-i-i-internet
Blame it on Perez
Blame it on the shopping
Blame it on YouTube
Watch my grades keep dropping
Blame it in on the i-i-i-i-i-internet
Blame it in on the i-i-i-i-i-internet

OCI makes me want to die
So few jobs Maura Kelly cried
An interview at 4
Five minutes later Im laughed out the door
Now my grades arent that low
Im just below a 3.0
My interviewing skills are fi-i-i-ne
No thats a lie
Why do you want this firm
Are you thinking long-term
Make a witness confirm and opposing counsel squirm
Are you better than this guy from UVA
His fathers uncles cousin bought me lunch today
I dont have connections
They ask me stupid questions
I dont even care now
I was unaware how many hours Im supposed to bi-i-i-i-i-i-ll

Blame it on Madoff
Causing all the layoffs
Blame it on the Fed
Bailing out the dead
Blame it on the e-e-e-e-e-conomy
Blame it on the e-e-e-e-e-conomy
Blame it on the market
Blame it on Bush
Blame it on Republicans
F*#%ed me in the tush
Blame it on the e-e-e-e-e-conomy
Blame it on the e-e-e-e-e-conomy

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[sarabethhanson]

LOVE it. This makes me miss you guys even more!