"The Vic & Helen Show" : "I'm in the Mood for Love"

Vic & Helen, accompanied by Kenny G, perform a heart-warming/rending version of "I'm in the Mood for Love," followed by the application of the Heimlich Maneuver.


I'm in the mood for love simply because you're near me
Funny but when you're near me, I'm in the mood for love.
Heaven is in your eyes, bright as the stars we're under,
Oh, is it any wonder, I'm in the mood for love.
Why stop to think of whether this little dream might fade,
We´ve put our hearts together - now we are one, I'm not afraid.
If there's a cloud above, if it should rain, we'll let it.
But for tonight forget it, I'm in the mood for love.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Kenny G
• Richard Thripp
• Along the Far Climb Down
• The Vic & Helen Show

[procommenter]

The supposition of transmogrifying critters goes back to Sumer's academia. Darwinian baloney is of no use to epidemiologists, virologists, nor to any field clinician. Darwinists preach an interesting supposition, (although the electric sun hypothesis has more going for it) but the Earth of 100's of millions of years ago remains unknown to Man.

[TheVicAndHelenShow]

Princess Diana suffered aplenty, her short, bleached hair, her long, torpedo tits, her skull-ravaged blood port. She'd known neither peace nor contemplation, maybe a romantic love tunnel excursion thru reptile world, a wig change @ K-Mart, a bomb pkg.'d in 3-foot hell. Something but no matta, she'd end the short shrift, the bums' rush, an ass-attack in Gas Land...

[procommenter]

Racism (or race-hatred) is meaningless among disenfranchised people who have no influence in creating companies, passing legislation, dictating public policy, manipulating & rigging stock prices and elections.

[TheFutureUnquiet]

The smallest agitations rile the controllers. Conversely: white people are ashamed of their skin as it's described, in its natural state, as sickly, anemic & pasty.

[procommenter]

U.F.O. = Unidentified Flying Object

Many flying objects remain unidentified.

David Rockefeller, founder of the Trilateral Commission, stated in his memoirs that his goal is planetary government.

CONSPIRACY = a devious plan hatched by 2 or more. \\\ The prisons abound with conspirators.

[ThePregnancySlaves]

There is a line by us unseen that crosses every path, the hidden boundary between God's patience and His wrath.

--- Shakespeare

"This measure is one of conciliation. It reunites; it fills up the bloody chasm."

--- Mr. Fenton of Ga., H.R., June 14, 1876 {concerning Lincoln's War}

[TheFutureUnquiet]

The U.S. is ruined. Fascism will work no

better here than it did in Mussolini's Italy.

[TheFutureUnquiet]

The brotherhood, good stewardship and egalitarianism of Indians is a creation of white historical revisionists. Indians practiced all manner of debauchery from cannibalism, ritual sacrifice, polygamy, sodomy, necromancy, incest, genocide and mutilation. There's a reason as to why Indians were referred to as Godless savages. The Puritans' mission was to bring order to the hellish existence of these unrepentant heathens as codified in the Mayflower Compact.

[TheFutureUnquiet]

Life expectancy for Indians was 25 in A.D. 1620. Many tribesmen were ecstatic to learn that white settlers could provide them with muskets with which to slaughter their eternal enemies: neighboring tribesmen.

[SufferInJuly]

Here are things, when associated with Negroes, are racist: fried chicken, watermelons, chitterlings, monkeys, woolen goods, & Cadillacs.

[procommenter]

You have to accept Darwin as the eugenicist that he professed to be in order to understand his Sumerian-based evolutionary conceptions of Man being cast from simian and therefor useless in the scheme of things. Monkeys hadn't been deemed worthy of consideration till the likes of fellow Darwinian eugenicists plain Jane Goodall & Jacques Cousteau (...we must kill 350,000 people per day in order to stabilize the population...) got public funding on govt. T.V. (P.B.S.).

[TheFutureUnquiet]

Truly, the false religion of "atheism" sponsors totalitarianism. Judaism is a religion. A religion constitutes a form of government. A religion endeavors to regulate, repudiate, & forbid specific human undertakings through law (codes), rites & traditions.