The second installment of my newest skit, "Nigel PennyWeather's Olde Tyme Bloggings". In this webisode, I introduce a contest at the end. Smart viewers will also notice small continuity errors in this skit, because I had to reshoot do to techniqual difficulties. Hope you enjoy it!
3, The One You Can Get: Any one of Ryan Ross from Panic! At The Disco's current or ex-girlfriends, because they're all hot, and all are so obviously easy.
4, The One You Can't Get: Keira Knightly, and you totally know why.
5, The One That Scares You A Little: Amy Winehouse.
the one you could never get-ryan ross- now i know he is technically a man but i quote "lets look at the facts" he wears make up, writes poetry , doesn't know what myspace is *giggles* allows himself to be groped onstage by male bandmembers and just generally gives a girly first impression
the wild fling-paris hilton-cmon its paris hilton shes named after a city for gods sake
the long term relationship-holly from the play boy mansion-cos she cud marry hef leave him for half then come give me the life i deserve instead of commenting on ridiculously funny blogs and making up agay list
I think you're a male version of me. D :
ShadowCheezit 3 years ago
I'd totally go gay for:
-Christian Bale (fuckin sexy as Batman or Patrick Bateman)
-Johnny Depp (fuckin sexy as anything)
-Anthony Kiedis (just plain fuckin sexy)
But I'm already bi so I don't think my gay list really counts.
VengefulRonin 3 years ago
1, The Wild Fling: Amanda Palmer
2, The Long Term Relationship: Natalie Portman
3, The One You Can Get: Any one of Ryan Ross from Panic! At The Disco's current or ex-girlfriends, because they're all hot, and all are so obviously easy.
4, The One You Can't Get: Keira Knightly, and you totally know why.
5, The One That Scares You A Little: Amy Winehouse.
elmoiswatchingyou 4 years ago
This is so fucking awesome.
leahclaire 4 years ago
the one i could get-nicole richie- because she is just sooo 'starved' *giggles at own joke* for attention she will have practically any body
the one that scares me-Britney 'bald head' Spears- do i really need to explain
chocshakes 4 years ago
the one you could never get-ryan ross- now i know he is technically a man but i quote "lets look at the facts" he wears make up, writes poetry , doesn't know what myspace is *giggles* allows himself to be groped onstage by male bandmembers and just generally gives a girly first impression
chocshakes 4 years ago
the wild fling-paris hilton-cmon its paris hilton shes named after a city for gods sake
the long term relationship-holly from the play boy mansion-cos she cud marry hef leave him for half then come give me the life i deserve instead of commenting on ridiculously funny blogs and making up agay list
chocshakes 4 years ago
I don't have a gay list.
CVilleBerg 4 years ago
God I hate me.
DanBurkeis1coolguy 4 years ago