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Shelby Cross Instructs Viewers To Build 'Justice Shed'

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Uploaded on May 31, 2011

Shelby warns viewers they need a place to hold suspicious-looking characters the police are too lazy to arrest.

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  • tevyef

    tevyef 1 year ago

    I thought the Onion was satire, I didn't expect them to host a direct feed from Fox News...

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  • shiphotel2

    shiphotel2 1 year ago

    asshole scientist geneticly engineer flying spiders 0:47

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  • Anferny9097

    Anferny9097 2 months ago

    Favorite Onion stuff? Joad Cressbeckler, Shelby Cross, and the sports guys who hate each other. Oh and Brooke Alvarez although I liked Andrea better.

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  • Jabbajak

    Jabbajak 9 months ago

    Are stores still selling the limited edition Joad Cressbeckler action figure? You know, with the miniature whiskey bottle and kung-fu rough rasslin action? I can't seem to find them anywhere!

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  • OrangeXenon54

    OrangeXenon54 10 months ago

    Wow, you obviously don't realize that she's supposed to be a parody of Nancy "Guilty Until Proven Innocent" Grace with some more conservative elements thrown in as well. But she more resembles Grace in the whole aspect of automatically presuming someone's guilt.

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  • JaeEffingKae

    JaeEffingKae 1 year ago

    why are you even here if you have no concept of sarcasm?

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  • asteroidrules

    asteroidrules 1 year ago

    2:45, isn't that the girl who was raised by Wolf Blitzer?

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  • djtrixen

    djtrixen 1 year ago

    get a sense of humor!

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    djtrixen 1 year ago

    LOL

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    djtrixen 1 year ago

    psycho trunk mom. LOL

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  • irenep08

    irenep08 1 year ago

    The ONN Action Figures need to be a real thing!!!

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