Vote Rhino Party of Canada
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Introduce the $0.99 coin and the $99.99 bill to bust the phobia of changes
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LOL
we need that!
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@DynomiteFX By saying this you're assuming that there were "real" options available in 2011? Rino4Life bitches! (Bitches in general, not in direct regards to yourself)
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@TheunkownRsnoob They returned in 2006 or 2008 but they didn't get any attention. If they return in 2015 I may run for them. If not I'll run for the Libertarians.
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@DynomiteFX Actually there was a Rhino party of Canada, look it up. They dissolved in 1993 though because they couldn't afford the $50,000 required to run
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I would vote for this if it were true :l
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YEEEES!
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@UglySean - how about that other albertan city "smashed in buffalo head jump" yup, it's real, and it's pretty silly. (practical naming for the natives purposes though)
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From the 2007 platform
If elected we will emmediately dissolve the government and call another election
Legalize pot. And pans. And spatulas. And other kitchen utensils.
Make all sidewalks out of rubber to prevent inebriated people from hurting themselves when they fall down.
Abolish the environment because it's too hard to keep clean and takes up too much space
End crime by abolishing all laws (Anarcholibertarianism)
Nuts I'm running out of space. Too much to list here.
One of their older stances on the environment was to make the rear wheels of cars larger than the front ones, so that the cars would always go downhill and save on pollution/gas. :D
TheCrushedCan 10 months ago 5
@wandaslice They'd get my vote.
Rename the province (Alberta) "The People's Republic of North Montana" and declare Medicine Hat the capital because we can't think of a sillier name.
Rather tan awarding money as prizes in the lottery, the winners would be appointed to the Canadian Senate.
Building one nuclear power plant per household, including monthly distributions of lead underwear to Canadians. Indoor lighting would then be provided by radioactive citizens.
UglySean 10 months ago 2