FSM Church Service part I
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I'm a northern irish pastafarian i wonder if theirs any chruch services in my area?
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@OyonTheAdept Okay fine, im not trying to be insulting when I say this, but why did you just take bible phrases and put into a "pasta" perspective? Ramen=Amen? May the sauce be with him=may the lord be with him?
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"For you to say that he pasta is only used..."
minor typo. it should be read as "For you to say that pasta is only used..." without the 'he' between "that" and "Pasta". oh, and Pasta is capitalized.
I thank you, my Delectable Savior, for allowing me to see this minor mistake in my comment. I thank you.
May His Noodly Appendage purify and make your life delicious
Ramen.
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@UnderTheFear Please do not insult the Holiness of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (May the sauce be with him).
For you to say that he pasta is only used as food to eat and not knowing the origin from whence it came is ignorance.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster (May the sauce be with him) has made Pasta in His image. so we may savor his delight. so he may share with us some of his Holy Happiness. So we may worship him.
Food cures starvation. it is an elixir of the poor. Especially Pasta.
Ramen.
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Isn't there an "I'd rather you didn't..." against this?
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Well the SIR, why would your "Bible" contain many things from the actual Christian bible and turned them around and say that GOD is FOOD?
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@UnderTheFear And I sir would like to see the proof YOU use to base your unholy and blasphemous comments on. Assuming that YOUR made up Man/God is better than the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Bring it, you pasta hater!
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@James92802 Fine, you can go with your religion. I however choose Christianity. You know, that one with the actual God? Are you maybe mixing the FSM with God? I'd like to see some proof of what this is all based on if you mind.
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@UnderTheFear Can you prove the FSM doesn't exist? Didn't think so...
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@levi799 But just listen to the name. Why was there a random spagetti monster in space? That is not God. That's food.
wait wait wait WAIT!
Wheeeere are your pirate costumes?
Resnullia 3 years ago 21
lol is that guy in the back drunk?
taylord1 1 year ago 7