Fast Forward parody of MTV featuring the B-52's

Fast Forward parody of MTV music video show. In this part they do the B-52's. The song is called "Comb" - I'm sure you can guess what song they are doing!
Jane Turner plays Cindy and Gina Riley plays Kate. Both have created the popular Australian comedy Kath & Kim (the rights have recently been bought by a US network to make a US version)

(any help appreciated in working out the lyrics!)

"Comb!"

Ohhh! Help us please!
We've tried Decore, even Degree,
We've used Sunsilk, Pears and Palmolive
But it's to no avail.
When we teased our hair we wanted it to stick,
So we boofed it then we sprayed with Tarzan's Grip.

So! Comb if you must do!
Try to comb our hair!
Comb if you must do!
If that doesn't work we'll use bloody Nair!

Go ahead and comb!
Go ahead and comb! (scream)

I wish my hair was flat,
Like Peter Garret.

Ohh! It hurts!
There are things living in here!
There are rats and snakes and toads,
And Russ Hinze moved in last year!
There are dogs and cats, it's like a bloody zoo!
Set the dingo free,
Yes, Azaria's here too!

So! Comb if you must do!
If you have a doubt!
Please don't say Bermuda pouf
Things go in but they don't come out!
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Tarzan's Grip - I don't know if you guys had that stuff in the States, but here in Australia, it was a form of super glue.
I believe Nair is a hair removal product.
Peter Garret - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Garret -- Musician turned politician in Australia
Russ Hinze - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russ_Hinze -- another Australian politician.
Dingo and Azaria - that's reference to the notorious Australian case of the Chamberlains' ("Dingo took my baby!") baby daughter being taken by a dingo in the Northern Territory http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindy_Chamberlain

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• B-52's
• Roam
• Comb
• Fast
• Forward
• MTV
• Parody
• Jane
• Turner
• Gina
• Riley

[kaliyuta]

This parody is very ignorant.and not even funny at all.

If you even know the B52's every southern woman puts a lot of emphasis on the hair.

[amphigorous]

@kaliyuta Cindy herself has seen this and had a good laugh.

Lighten up.

[RustyDK]

...u do realise this is a parody/sketch comedy show, and therefore realism pretty much goes out the door...

[icmequipment]

I like this version better, melody is smoother !

[oli101010]

kath and kim lol

[MrHallucinario]

such a good parody, i love it... the B52s rock and this is a good piss take

[AlexDhuna]

More people should watch Fast Forward

[FOX9746]

Funnier than the original song being parodied (Roam).

[ledwa42]

Fast Foward need to come back. I think a protests is in order

[kaliyuta]

@bloom47403 Ok.Here's the thing.Coming from a very closed minded town in the Midwest where everyone listen to either country or rap.i was the "weird girl" who worship everything b52's and r.e.m.Sometimes i even got beaten up for my "b52's style" and made fun of.When this Parody would come on the t.v. i would get teased and laughed at.They thought it was funny to make fun of such an amazing group of people,and me for liking them.This is why i defend them.So i hope you understand now.

[bloom47403]

@kaliyuta get a life....it was fricking hysterical. You sound like you'd be a blast to hang out with....NOT!!!

[bloom47403]

Parody is the finest form of flattery....I absolutely loved this!!!

[girlbutton]

Why are there so many angry people on youtube? Im very sick of it, this shit is on every youtube video! Yes you are all so tough behind your keyboards we get it, now shut up and let everyone enjoy the clips!