My Reactions, Your Stories (Disturbing Phrases)
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Top three awkward things ever said to me? 3: ...Can I eat your eyeballs? 2: Do you masturbate? 1: Can I stick it in you just once?
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Friend: do you think he likes my but?
Me: I'm not answering that......
Friend: your just jealous cuz you can't lick it
Me: what the.... -turns and walks away-
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-over phone-
friend: it won't go in
me: what won't go in?
friend: my tampon!
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Him: Can I tell you something?
Me: Sure...?
Him: I don't know it is about your boobs but they just set me off..
Me: Oh... your scaring me so... I'm gonna leave now *walks away*
True story =__=
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The wirdo: i got a steel rod right now (Boner)
Me: Looking at him weirdly and runs away True story...
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The Girl: Don't my pants look like a penus?
Me: WTF are you saying your a fking girl!
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guy:can i have your baby
me:yea sure lol........wait wat wats wrong with u
1 month ago 3
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him: I love you
me: Oh i love u to as a friend right?
him: I want to f*** u
2 months ago 7
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In Gay Club
Old Gay Guy: Can I buy you a drink?
Me: Sure but I only am drinking Pepsi, I'm driving
Old Guy: Want to find out how well my 2nd cane can drive into your tunnel?
Then in shock I just walked away
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Guy: are your boobs real?
Me: wtf. yes.
Guy: can I touch them?
Me: DUDE I'M FRIGGING FIFTEEN
Guy: so can I touch them?
LeoniejtePietje 6 months ago 86
i was at a camp and some people in my group said the following:
Guy: What if your having sex with a girl and "boom" her period starts?
Girl (Counselor): Periods don't just start... they gradually begin.
All the girls in the group: BOOM, PERIOD!
That was our catch phrase the rest of the week.
Zefhyra 6 months ago 24