God's Massacre Checklist II

Sometimes, even a deity can forget something important.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• god
• religion
• jesus
• christianity
• satan
• truthsurge
• comedy

[Xgya2000]

7:26 What's scary about "Armageddon"?

I mean, its basically Har Meggiddo, or Mount Meggiddo

Are people nowadays scared of mountains even when there aren't burning bushes in front of them?

[TruthSurge]

@Xgya2000 since 99.9999% of people don't know the etymology of "Armageddon", they understand it as a term referring to the end of the world and as such, yes, it's pretty scary to think that your world would be radically turned upside down with wars and destruction.

[illyas1]

in fact it really pisses me off lol

[TruthSurge]

@illyas1 hehehe

[angelxtreme6]

"Yeah bitches you're on the list!" hahaha

[alpmc4]

Is this the best you have? Like your pal BareDaddy, you lack the intelligence to respond in a civil, lucid manner. Both of you are cowards!!!!! Ask the man a question! How hard can that be for you?? I know you won't ask questions because you know you can't defend your bybull!And, like all xtians, you can't think or speak for yourselves! I also think, based on your comments, that your both very young and uneducated.

[EdM021]

This Satan sounds like a sniveling, groveling, annoying crybaby version of the Saddam character from South Park's "Bigger, Longer and Uncut."

[TempleofInanna]

@TeesByTruthSurge No, god NEVER revealed himself personally to any other people except for the Isrealities in the Old Testament. Every other culture had to accept their word on it, or be put to the sword. I'm saying if god really did disapprove of the actions of these other people, why did he not reveal himself personally like he did to the Jews, and let them know that he was the one and only god? Sounds to me like a big fat excuse to go to war and take land and possessions. Just like now!

[TempleofInanna]

I've actually heard an apology for all of God's killing in the Bible. They say "that those nations were being punished for human sacrifice and other greivous sins." Ok. So the best way god could come up with to spread his message was to reveal himself to ONE group of people, then everyone else is supposed to take their word on it? Why didn't god reveal himself to those other nations if he so dissaproved of their actions? The "we have the truth" method didn't work then and it still doesn't today.

[TruthSurge]

@727Phoenix It's good to set aside some you time. I'm about ready for some pay time. GRRRRR. I'm going to shave and go out and fill out some apps. There's nothing around here tho except manual labor and fast food. It's really a cultural desert here. well, good luck!

[727Phoenix]

@TruthSurge And I've gotta organize my new life! I don't know if what I've been through has led to brain-damage or what. But I'm gonna talk to my wife about me having at least 1 hour from home to write, daily. No internet no distractions no interruptions. That and other things I gotta change. I havent done art or writing in years! Shit!!!

[TruthSurge]

@727Phoenix actually, I have the beginnings of a short story or novella that is very similar to this idea. I just can't get to writing anymore. doing vids and trying to scrounge up $ to pay bills. I gotta get job! haha