Pirates Vs. Ninjas: The age old battle

Arrrrr....ninjas are like bunnies, they don't make noises...

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[doublenegative0]

if pirates were sensative, they wouldnt steel and sodomize (without permission) as much as they do. and ninjas dont kill kittens...that was just stupid of you to say.

[malcolmXretlar]

So to put ti short.. this guy knows nothing about ninjas other than they are stealthy. The average REAL pirate dies of disease not even in battle and is a horrible fast thinker. If your goign to taek the fantasy pirates or the top of th epriates.. then you get the fantasy ninjas.. and the fantasy ninjas are more inhuman the Neo.

[nikkiithebrunette]

Definitly pirates. PIRATES OWN.

Another pro-pirate point: They have more movies. You could talk about Johnny Depp! THERE'S an argument winner for you. <33 So yeah WAY more movies...and music...and...BOOKS! Ooh education. Can't argue with that! Well, yes...many pirates didn't have much of an education, BUT STILL! THEY PROMOTE IT! :)

[thehonorableminion]

BLOODY PIRATES!!!!!

stole my girlfriend I HATE and envy you

[krovchen]

PIRATES ALL THE WAY!!!

[NinjaZMAN]

Yo sup pirates invented queers and Ninja's only killed evil crazy maniac death kittens pirates suck where as Ninja's wiped em out hm i think Ninja's i aint gay so i have to chose the Ninja's have you ever seen girl in a pirate film i think not. Ninjas!!!!

[zigbig3]

dude. viking pirates would kick a ninjas ass with ease.

shield bash and a follow up with an axe srike to the head.

or

just put a 60c. musket ball to the face

[deslacooda]

Pirates all the way. For one simple reason...Pirates get more booty, YARGH! Besides, who ever heard of European ninjas? Asian guys wearing powdery wigs with katanas?..that's just silly.

[Alexistheangry]

PIRATES

[ZeroPunkKid]

Ninja, I've studied ninjutsu for a long time and pirates have to use a gun. What kind of pussy pulls a gun in a bladed battle. A pirate taht can't win!!