The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Low production values aside, be prepared to be blown away as the mystery of the origin of Earth and the life upon it are unraveled in one foul swoop.

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• FSM
• Flying
• Spaghetti
• Monster
• Monsterism
• FSMism
• Pastafarianism
• Earth
• Life
• Origins
• Gospel
• How
• Space
• Science
• Religion

[foojuice101]

@TrumpetCallofGodLT

Through His chosen prophet, Bobby Henderson, take heed the divine word of the Gospel of our Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster:

"It is easier for a meatball to pass through the eye of a tornado than for a confused man to enter the Kingdom of Pasta." - ProvHerbs 3:40

Abandon your heretical faith and walk hand-in-hand with His Noodly Appendage. Only then will you be accepted into His divine Kingdom of Pasta. His Noodly Grace is a loving and accepting god.

Repent and be saved!

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No hard feelings dear faithful believers from all religions, the FSM just gives you a taste of your own medicine. Go ahead, try to convince it's devouts that the noodled being doesn't exist. So much for ridiculous beliefs!

[foojuice101]

@VDeath10

Obviously, such beautiful pasta MUST have been the product of divine intervention from the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

R'amen, my brother! You are doing good work by spreading the love and Word of our Noodly God! I will be happy to meet you one day in the divine Kingdom of Pasta. :)

[foojuice101]

@RunColorado100

We are not atheists; we are Pastafarians and devout followers of His Noodly Grace. We are not stupid for our beliefs are backed up by irrefutable evidence:

His most beloved of creations, the noodles, predate the Bible by about 2000 years. This alone is proof that our Lord and Saviour, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, exists and He is the one true Noodly God.

You would be stupid not to join our family, given this evidence. The FSM accepts and loves everyone! Join now and be saved!

[BigDeepRocker]

WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!



[stunhabterm]

@BigDeepRocker It is indeed amusing that you are so blind that you cling on to whatever hope you have even though the evidence for FSM are overwhelming. You will probably regret it when you don't get a beer volcano or a stripper factory. But may his noodly appendages bless you anyhow and make you see the light.

[foojuice101]

@stunhabterm

R'amen, my brother!

[stunhabterm]

@foojuice101 You speek words full of wisdom.

[stunhabterm]

@BigDeepRocker Then you are wrong. What you are sure of is rather uninteresting if you can't back it up with facts, like I can. Make a search in google for "oldest noodles" and click the first link. Should be a BBC science article about 4000 year old noodles. Funny enough, the title is "Oldest noodles unearthed in China" and not "...in Milano". Again, the facts support the FSM! Hail his meaty balls!

[VDeath10]

Actually, the Italians did not invent the holy dish, spaghetti. Spaghetti was created in his image after a man saw a vision of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in a dream. It makes perfect sense.