Christmas Sucks (Sheepie's Christmas)

MP3 download: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/audio/sheepiesxmas

Sheepie's Christmas sung by Scrooge played by Andrew Kepple. Animated by Andrew Kepple AKA TooMuchSpareTime for albinoblacksheep.com

Late in November, the news came down
That bloody Saint Nicholas was coming to town
This brought Panic and Mayhem to women and men
As the Christmas rush was beginning again.

In his trusty stealth fighter, Sheepie took to the sky
And there on the radar, something caught his eye
He spied the red fat man up in his sleigh
With all of his reindeer leading the way

(CHORUS)
Christmas sucks oh Christmas sucks
It is such a pain
Bringing stress to all the world
Driving us insane

Santa chased Sheepie all over the sky
'Til Sheepie was ready to surrender ans die
Why Saint Nick didn't shoot, well maybe we'll never know
But he suddenly cried out, "Merry Christmas, ho ho ho!"

(CHORUS)
Christmas sucks oh Christmas sucks
And so does Santa Claus
It's a plot to transform us in-
-to consumer whores

While Santa was distracted by his own Christmas cheer
Well, Sheepie flew around and shot him right up the rear!
The reindeer exploded in a shower of red
Father Christmas fell down and with a splat he was dead.

Sheepie then dropped another bomb on the sleigh
And then with a roar he was off on his way.
Sheepie, our hero, then received much applause
For ridding the world of Santa Claus.

(CHORUS)
Christmas sucks oh Christmas sucks
Every single year
Everyone just goes insane
Makes me want to swear.

Christmas sucks oh Christmas sucks
It is such a pest
Can't we schedule it for July,
When we're not so stressed?
When we're not so stressed!

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• christmas
• sucks
• xmas
• santa
• sheepie
• albinoblacksheep
• scrooge

[ScienceManComics]

don't make fun of santa!

that's NOT a stealrh fighter

[AlbinoBlackSheep]

It's about how Christmas has become commercialized. Don't take it so seriously. It's sung by "Ebeneezer Scrooge". 0:16

[chrischo53]

LoL the wish list xD AK - 47 xDDDDD

[getalife67]

christmas has become a reatil scam to make china rich and America poorer wake up fuckin sheeple

[getalife67]

38 suckers that like Christmas 

[enimenisawesome]

gasest song ever

[pert42]

scroll up you're missing the video

[Deven5402]

that girl with the note 4 xmas it says she wants a AK-47 and a PS4

[Bliekendaal41]

@Bliekendaal41 old comment sucks i know :P now im older

[Bliekendaal41]

@slinkya982 sarcasm much?

[royceandrachel]

Christmas does not suck you get presents. It's also the birth of Jesus.

[HarryIsTheGamingGeek]

A few things about this video. The song is fucking awesome! Anthropomorphic sheep are fucking awesome too! It's depressing that such a nice (fictional) character is killed for trying to be giving and kind, regardless that he's making people selfish and makes them care more about inanimate objects (presents specifically) than people. And then he shits on?! WTFH?! I like the song, but what actually is happening is just disturbing.

[oriokisgodoflife]

death rules we see him 3 times in that vid