BACK TO THE PUB CRAWL: Super Crawl 80s

If our calculations are correct, when this Crawl hits eighty-eight shots per hour... You're gonna see some SERIOUS SHIT.

Eight years ago
The Drink Yourself to Death or Die Trying Foundation was founded, with ONE GOAL
To create the biggest, baddest, wildest, PUB CRAWL in the history (or future) of this planet

THIS YEAR, with your help, we will once again achieve that goal.

Welcome to 1985 Where the 8th Annual SuperCrawl is going to rock your world HARDER than a 1.21 gigawatt bolt of lightning.

YOU are cordially invited BACK TO THE PUB CRAWL. Tight roll those jeans and break out your boombox were talking 80s THEME. Last year, over 700 people crowded the streets of Wrigleyville to SuperCrawl. Were talking a bigger party than Ferris Buellers day off. More girls than a Dirty Dancing viewing party. More drugs than Tony Montanas coffee table. Start blasting the Flock of Seagulls. SuperCrawl is HERE.

You can expect everything youve grown to love- Chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, were not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.

BUDWEISER is once again the Official Sponsor. Weve got official soundtracks, raffle prizes, slap bracelets, Cubs tickets, concert tickets, beer pong tables, neon signs, bags, drinking games, live music by Mer and Red Pop Fury, with guest appearances. Weve got bar specials, beads, T-shirts, Bud Light Girls, Virtual HJs and finger-blasts from Max Headroom you name it! Were talking EVERYTHING people.

There will be an official 80s Costume Contest. And last but certainly not least, NEW THIS YEAR: We will have a photographer on-site! After all, we want our mug-shots in high res for Facebook. Duh.

SO TAKE NOTE: Saturday, May 22nd, 2010. The BIGGEST event of the Summer.
SuperCrawl 80s: Back to the Pub Crawl

COST: $10 bucks!
YOU GET: Official shirt, 22oz. cup, soundtrack, slap bracelet, raffle ticket, beads, Drink & Food specials, Live Bands, and shitfaced.

RAFFLE PRIZES: Cubs Tickets, Concert Tickets, Bud Bags Set, Neon Sign, and much more!

OFFICIAL SCHEDULE:
Bernie's: 1:30pm 3:00pm
Casey Moran's: 3:00pm 4:00pm (Mer on-stage)
Sports Corner: 4:00pm 5:00pm
Cubby Bear: 5:00pm 6:00pm
Sluggers: 6:00pm 7:00pm
John Barleycorn: 7:00 9:00pm (Red Pop Fury on-stage)

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