2/11: Kristina raps and directs a silent movie.

So much to mention in this video..

First of all thanks to Nick and Justin for starring in my 60 second scene (challenged by Liane).

Thank you to Liz (itsnotproper) for yet again making wonderful beats for my rap, and to her roommate Holly for almost helping record it.

Since people have been asking, here is a link to my personal channel:
http://www.youtube.com/italktosnakes

By the way... You know, someone should really check the availability of "five GANGSTA girls". I mean, everyone loves spin-offs, right?

Lyrics:


Alright believe me when I tell you
I know rappin's not for me
But I gotsa to end this war
with my home-girl Hayley G
gotta knock her down a peg
cuz she's thinking she's a gangsta
I think we all know who's
the real youtube pranksta

yo her vids may be funny
and she may be hella tight
and it's possible that she
may even beat me in a fight
but I'm telling you now
since Lauren's rapping too
it's time to regain my title
as the biggest rapping groob

Sit down Hayley
Step back Lauren
Cuz you're failing
and you're boring
You know it's Monday
They're all adoring
Tuesdays and Thursdays
Leave me snorin'

And here's the part where we finally settle this
Five Awesome Girl Style

'cuz the real problem here
is that we're too evenly matched
your raps were pretty good
but didn't even leave a scratch
So I think we need a judge
since we're being compared
A final way to settle this
What Hoover, are you scared?
Yo there's a certain someone
I think you know who I mean
The perfect one to judge us
And
it ain't
Charlie McD

No it aint Mr. Cool Like!

John Green wont you tell us
Because you're our biggest hero
Which is made of awesome
And which one's just a zero?

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• epic
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[LittleMissCullen]

win

[Ladyshantel]

haha the film thing was halarious..your bro is hawt....hhehehhe

[ashlynisanerd]

Hella...



[13gomezgomez]

Wht was the name of the song in the 60 silent movie? Btw AMAZINGLY funny video!! :) nice job!!! :D

[Emi183]

Coolest Rap Ever...

and hottest brother ever, lol

But really, he is :D

[QueenOfTheAubergines]

omgosh that rap is the coolest thing I have ever heard in my entire life!

[turtleprincess25]

Whoa she posted this video exactly 3 years ago!! Craziness!!!

[terratonic]

i enjoy your voice

[BriIsTheFinestCheese]

I miss your hair like this :)

[StorminHome]

I miss the die, and challenges. :(

[Philoishness]

well...your brother is kinda hot :)

[ndpatd]

painfully obvious . . lol