"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dog Eat Dog

Found a job in a great big office
And I really love this place
I got my, my very own Scotch tape dispenser
And I got a private parking space
Ha!
And I, I got a coffee mug with my
With my name right on it
In big bold letters, so everyone knows it's mine
Don't even touch it, 'cause
'Cause it doesn't belong to you!
I'm watchin' you, so, don't get funny

I'm climbin' up, up the corporate ladder
Watch out, it's dog eat dog
Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright
Watch out, well, it's dog eat dog
Here we go!

I love to watch my boss get angry
So, I can count the veins in his neck
Ha!
Every day is like a picnic
Every Friday, get a check
Well, do I smell jelly donuts?
This is my lucky day!
I'll have some coffee with a carcinogenic sweetner
Hold on a minute! Just one more jelly donut!
They'll never miss it
No, they'll never miss it!

I, I'm climbin' up, up the corporate ladder
Watch out, well, it's dog eat dog
Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright
Watch out
Hey!
Well, it's dog eat dog

Sometimes I can't believe
This is all really happening
Sometimes I can't believe
That I'm really sitting here
Sometimes I tell myself
"This is not my beautiful stapler!"
Sometimes I tell myself
"This is not my beautiful chair!"

No-duddy-oh-d-doo-doo-oh-ya
Ha! Ha!

Nobody's sure what I do here
And, ah, that's just fine with me
Five o' clock is here much too soon now
'Cause I just never wanna leave

I can bend paper clips into the
The shape of small animals
Maybe I could get on, on David Letterman
I think I made a big mistake
Where's my liquid paper?
Where's my liquid paper?

I, I'm climbin' up, way up the corporate ladder now
Watch out, well, it's dog eat dog
Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright
Better be careful now, it's dog eat dog
Watch me work! Hey! Hey, stand back now!
Look out, mama! It's dog eat dog!
Nose against the grindstone, it feels real good
Hey! Dog eat dog!
Here we go!

Doggy-doggy-dog-dog, it's dog eat dog
I said pang-ang, dog eat dog
Woof woof! Hey! Hey! Dog eat dog
I said dog eat dog
Here we go!
Ha! Dog eat dog
La-la-ha-hee, dog eat dog
La-la-hee-ha-a-ah, dog eat dog
Ruff! Ruff! Dog eat dog
Dog eat dog!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Weird
• Al
• Dog
• Eat
• Talking
• Heads

[AndrewsOpinion15]

nice i was only a baby when this came out

[Enzo000000000]

And I wasn't even born when this came out.

[ctdsnark]

Wow---this really IS a Talking Heads parody.

[SpackleMcCrackle]

@ryukXsayu27 "Stay Up Late"

[wood1andcritter]

@ctdsnark surprisingly not shocked me too

[ShadowtheBlader]

this was made 10 YEARS before i was XD

[ryukXsayu27]

"And She Was"!

[Thompsongs]

I was 3 years old.