2 children make 1 baby

BOY dad Alfie Patten yesterday admitted he does not know how much nappies cost — but said: I think its a lot.
Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.


He told how he and Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant

The shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken, said: I thought it would be good to have a baby.


I didnt think about how we would afford it. I dont really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.

Alfie, who is just 4ft tall, added: When my mum found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble. We wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react.


I didnt know what it would be like to be a dad. I will be good, though, and care for it.


Alfies dad Dennis told how the lad does not really understand the enormity of his situation — but seemed desperate to be a devoted and responsible father.

He wanted to be the first to hold Maisie after the hospital birth. He tenderly kisses the baby and gives her a bottle.


And Dennis, 45, said: He could have shrugged his shoulders and sat at home on his Playstation. But he has been at the hospital every day.


Maisie was conceived after Chantelle and Alfie — just 12 at the time — had a single night of unprotected sex.


They found out about the baby when Chantelle was 12 weeks pregnant.


But they kept it a secret until six weeks later when Chantelles mum Penny, 38, became suspicious about her weight gain and confronted her.

After that Alfies family told only those closest to them for fear he would be demonised at school.


Chantelle gave birth to Maisie on Monday night after a five-hour labour at Eastbourne Hospital, East Sussex.


Last night she told The Sun: Im tired after the birth. I was nervous after going into labour but otherwise I was quite excited.

Chantelle told how she discovered she was expecting after going to her GP with really bad stomach pains. She said: Me and Alfie went. The doctor asked me whether we had sex. I said yes and he said I should do a pregnancy test. He did the test and said I was pregnant. I started crying and didnt know what to do.

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[ThePs3Scene]

That kid looks like he doesn't even know what an orgasm is?

[AndieRaimundo]

Hahhahahhaha "wats finantially"??? Lmfao!!! XD

[girlytubegirl]

FYI dna test said he was not the dad

[tpoernomo]

tagged as comedy. is this real? or the baby is the boys brother?

[Ninjaaaabuddies]

that girl is such a slut

[kring149]

ALFIE IS NOT THE FATHER

[KAngelWhimseyMiloK]

wtf who do u think u r

[BabyyyGiRL90]

omg!!! sick stoopid beach! with a 13- year old??? ...btw, she is ugly as hell and i think she acts a little retarded..lol

[KaOssis]

No, we need Common Sense Educated people in the Police, Social Service's and NHS to know that pre-adulessent no scroties in their sackies mean's 'Infertile', Alfie's no Daddy, and now you know what happened's to a Country that's constantly being put to The Somme by the Nazi's!.

[SirHuckenden]

spot on. They will never go to work or be useful, they'll just spend our hard earned taxes on Burberry