Exploration Of Space- Space Nutrition Rap

This is our extra credit project.
Enjoy!

Mike Kuss
Beth Conkey



You need adequate nutrition
Like guys on the Apollo mission
So you better be packin or else you be lackin
You need 3 to 4
Meals a day
Keep your diet log
Itll keep in handy
One thing
You dont wanna forget to bring
Are your handy dandy scissors
For the packaging
Or else you be stuck
With nothing to eat
How you supposed to open
Your bite-sized treats?

You need ya nutrients and h20
Cuz you dont wanna suffer from
Osteo
Pero
SIS!
That could lead to
per-per
Peraliysis
You need calcium
And vitamin D
Get these from ya freeze dried milk and cheese
But just make sure
Its not from the UV

Hey will you pass my spoon bowl please?
Were livin off juice boxes and canned food
But I cant complain cuz im walkin on the moon

You lose a lot of nutrients
When you excrete
And then you end up with stones
In your kidneys
Ya losing red blood cells
Because of gravity
Your organs stay movin
And you gotta pee
While floatin around

Your plasma get erased
Thats why you need aerobic exercise
While in space
Your eyes
Get puffy
Your face swells in size
And ends up lookin
Like you stuck it in a bee hive

You lose a lot of protein
Especially in your legs
The sad thing is
You cant even eat eggs
So get your canned food and
Prepare it in the gally
So you can be fit
Just like sally
RideSally ride
Oh you like my meat?
Its freeze-dried!!

You need two liters
Of liquid per day
Or else youll get dehydrated
And float away
You also need iron
Cuz it gets released
If too much goes away
Youll start to feel weak
Were using gelatin
Like in the Gemini
Reducing the amount of crumbs
That float by

Always Going through bio chemical change
And theres no support
When youre in outer space
Still standing there looking At the freezer wishin
Youll be happy we taught you
Bout space nutrition

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