what makes you sad? - jelly donut

FREE mp3 here: http://jellydonut.posterous.com/49219315

Even gangsta rappers get down sometimes. Jelly D comes clean about what make him sad. Lyrics below.

A huge thanks to everyone who made the sadness possible:

Directors: Jason Ragosta/ Andrew Bancroft
Editor/ Gaffer: Albert Lopez
Producer/ Props: Zachary Paris
DP: Jason Ragosta
Visual Effects: Ty Bardi
Effects Producer: PJ Koll
Grip: Julie Chow
Audio: Luke Dillon
Make-up: Margaret Caragan
Writer/ Composer: Andrew Bancroft

Starring:
Andrew Bancroft
Leslie Waggoner
Joe Higgins
Sarah Van Patten
Mitch Costanza
Zachary Paris

Special thanks: Paul & Amanda Charney, Zach Canfield, Joe Higgins


LYRICS:

yo, we all go through times when it seems like the whole solar system wants to fart in your mouth.

like this huge weight is weighing down... on your dick and you pull and pull and it stretches your dick out, which seems cool at first, but then it's just all limp and long like fruit by the foot.

guess we all got shit that makes us sad... so i don't really want to talk about it. but i will!

you know what makes me sad!? when i make a perfect sandwich
ham and swiss, mayonnaise, on bran some pickles and chips
and then my hand slips,
and i watch as it flips and it falls and it hits the planet
i be like shit, fuck, ass, cock, dick god DAMN it!
why's this always happen to ME? i can't stand it!
i just don't have enough ingredients to make another
oh brother, i guess i was born to just suffer

WHAT MAKES YOU SAD?
when i'm sittin all alone by the phone, wishin the phone would turn into gold but it don't

WHAT MAKES YOU SAD?
i see a homeless guy's cup-an put a dollar inTO it, but the hot girl i'm with doesn't see me do it

WHAT MAKES YOU SAD?
i think my penis finished with the pee, but i zip zip and it drip drips on ma knee

WHAT MAKES YOU SAD?
for some reason... statues.

Here we go again, i lost my favorite pen.
it's like satan's takin' shots at me every chance he can
plus Uncle Sam added another two cents to the price of stamps
i went swimming after eating man, and i don't like these cramps
plus i didn't get a werther's original from my gramps
i went to Ikea to get a pillow but left with lamps
the electrodes are broken on my fav-or-ite nipple clamps
it's like my life is wheelchair and there AIN'T NO RAMPS!

WHAT MAKES YOU SAD?
when E.T. says "E.T. phone home" but he ends up in the ditch, disgusting and alone

WHAT MAKES YOU SAD?
i'm convinced in an instance my life is in the shitter, my mom stopped following me on Twitter

WHAT MAKES YOU SAD?
i find instead of a girl in my bed, a man's in it, and i've been gettin' head for ten minutes

WHAT MAKES YOU SAD?
... farmer's markets.

yo, no matter how down you get... lift ya head up, 'cause the music is always there for you. i survive because the beat goes on and on...

wait, where's the fuckin beat? well, you still got piano. The melody keeps me company when loneliness takes over...

okay now what's up with the piano?! hellllo? is anyone in the booth?... i don't know how to turn this stuff off.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• jelly donut
• rapping donut
• what makes you sad
• andrew bancroft
• sad rap
• sad video
• funny
• rap video
• sandwich
• nipple clamps
• piano
• hip hop
• ET

[mcjellyd]

just added a link to a free download of the mp3 in the video notes above. thanks for listening!

[mcjellyd]

thanks for watching and for the feedback everyone! @mrbiggoggles314 & @madebarriere - i miss doing the Reel too. just bought a camera and am going to try to put out a more steady stream of videos... peace!

[LeadGuardian]

Welcome back Andrew!!! Now make more vids :)

[mrmyxlptlk]

this was so freaking awesome! keep doing this, but slightly more regularly

[happyroflmonkey]

goddammit, jelly doughnut!

[SquareDates]

I would still eat that sndwich. Zen win ;)

[MaxPayne2020]

wow, nice)

[raasco1]

still only 7300? a shame.

[sydkiller19971]

i love how he bleeped out everything but GD

[Xiethetuber]

dropping of the sandwich would still make me the most sad

[nephilim249]

LOL, man .. . I love you! :)

[iamtheforce14]

man this is good. i would love to see more stuff like this

[abooood95]

Surprisingly Awesome!

[raasco1]

if I have ever seen a video that needs more views this is it.