Chuck Norris: The Man, The Legend

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N10McDaniel10
February 15, 2009

Song I wrote for the man with more than taste. He was the manliest man as all man can be. His legend spread over the seven seas. He purchased a country with just one buck. And we all know his name...

Song I wrote for the man with more than taste.

He was the manliest man as all man can be. His legend spread over the seven seas. He purchased a country with just one buck. And we all know his name, is Chuck...

Chuck don't suck
and you know it's true
that you've run out of luck
when he finds you.

What's he going to do?
turn your face blue!
now your scared
because you know it's true!

run run run
as fast as you can
chuck is the one
who caught the ginger bread man

put 'em in the oven and burned him alive!
but Chuck decided to let him survive!

after all the blood
and all the goo
after all the torture he said
thank you
but Chuck just laughed and did it again
that's how the ginger bread man met his end

Because Chuck Norris is the greatest man
that you will ever meet
but you never can

you run into him on one dark night
and you do your best to put up a fight

but you don't win and you start to beg
for your life
and he laughs and says "no"
"haha its time for you to go"

Chuck went back 200 years
to cause many historical tears
killed 30 men and everyone said
that Chuck Norris must be dead
so they put a neuce over his head
tried to hang him but instead
he
said
"no"
"i don't think so!"

Well, they tied his hands
and he started to shake
they succeeded at burning Chuck Norris at the stake

but after it was all said and done he started to grin
asked for steak (stake) sauce and they gave it to him
answered to his every whim
because now he was a god to all of them

Chuck once sneezed and the moon exploded
spit on a fence and it eroded
but the moon was gone and the tides would change
things would never be the same
I guess you could say Chuck was the one to blame
but you don't want to play his game

Because Chuck Norris is the greatest man
that you will ever meet
but you never can

you run into him on one dark night
and you do your best to put up a fight

but you don't win and you start to beg
for your life
and he laughs and says "no"
"haha, yeah, just no"

The manliest man all eyes would behold. You know his legend, you've all been told. How Chuck Norris took over the Earth. And how 18 doctors were killed in his birth. So if you're ever out at night, you'd better duck. And Look Out for a man...named Chuck!

~lyrics by Nick McDaniel

Category: Comedy

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