Im on an Ark (Lonely Island Parody)

Aww, Jesus. Are you ready for this? Noah is on an ark and hes dropping some phat rhymes describing his situation!

LYRICS:
Aww Jesus, get your animals together
Gods wraft is about to rain down
Two of each animal get in the freaking arc
But stay on your mother freaking hooves
I running this arc, lets go

Im on an arc, Im on an arc
Two of each animal get in here cause Im sailing on an arc
Im on an arc, Im on an arc
Its gonna rain long and hard so get on the mother freaking arc

We on an arc mother freaking take a look at us
Ive been praying to my lord and savior Jesus
The world is flooding, God told me to make a boat
He wants you all dead so dont bother with a rain coat
o much for God and now your lifes leaving
I got the animals and my beard and robe
I wanna be written in the Bible, but not the the book of Job

I tried to get some dolphins, they needed motivation
Got the dolphins on the arc, died of oxygen deprivation
This arc is huge, I see the Deep fountains burst
I feel like Steve Carrel, oh wait, I was first

Im on an arc and I got seven months and
Im getting sea sick and there aint no land
Im the king of the sea, Poseidon got nothing on me
All you sinners in the world better get on your knees
(Get on your knees, this arc is REAL!)

Screw boats, I got an arc mother freaker
Screw sinners, youre all dead mother freaker
Im in an arc with freaking monkeys mother freaker
Got nothing to eat but bread and cheese mother freaker

Hey God, if you could see me now
Sitting on an arc with a smelly cow
Im supposed to breed these apples, but I dont know how
I wanted to eat them, but God wouldnt allow

Yeah, God told me to build an Arc
He came to me like Fury to Stark
Jesus! Look at me!
Never thought Id see the day
When God kills all of humanity
Believe me when I say, better pray

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[toner621]

Ginger 

[StupidHatFilms]

@toner621 Good eye!

[Sweaty45]

There's just one problem with this video. Noah didn't know Jesus because the event of the Flood was 4400 years ago and Jesus was born a little over 2000 years ago. So the only one Noah prayed to was God. So that there is wrong. He didn't know who Jesus was because Jesus wasn't born yet.

[StupidHatFilms]

It's just a video! I know the old testament! :P

[MaLiA2014]

Holy Shit...

[holgervenge]

2.22 cow is flying!

[holgervenge]

only them there like christ has thumbet down (;

[RoyaleZero101]

where did you get the hair and beard wig?

[TheToothpaste2000]

cool!

[WhiteIcingProduction]

omggg!! funny! but u can't really understand what ur saying

[digger316]

You do know you're allowed to say fuck right?

[123jewkid]

Hahahaha I love the note from god at the beginning that was great