Come to Windsor

Another 'come to...' video. The PaintYourTownSHIT channel will be getting closed soon, after all the videos have been transfered here and gained plenty of views.

Come to Windsor.

If you like the feeling of self-satisfaction that comes from living next to the Queen and the blue-blooded sponges, then come to Windsor, and live in the shadow of a mostly vacated castle.

Are you over 60, and a pointy-nosed hymn-singing bucket-woman with ideas above your station, then you really should come to Windsor, where all the old busy-bodies are welcome to think they're the Queen.

Do you want to see your local coppers armed to the teeth pointing guns at the hoi polloi, then come to Windsor, because the institutionalised paranoia is so deeply set-in that anyone without a 'blue rinse' or a Panama is a potential terrorist.

Do you like the vindictive efficiency of a bitter-minded a traffic warden that couldn't cut-it in the police force, because in Windsor the parking fines and fixed penalties fly out like confetti at a over-priced public-funded royal wedding.

Do you like the constant ear-splitting din of being right under the flight path of Britain's busiest airport, or perhaps you're too old and daft to notice, then come and set up home in Windsor, and watch in amazement as your Wedgewood doggies rattle their way off the window sills every five minutes with the regularity of your trusty grandfather clock.

Windsor: Nosey, posh and stupid -- just like Prince Philip.

This was filmed on the same day as the Slough and Staines video.



Filming: Andy
Script: Paul and Andy
Voiceover: Paul
Editing: Paul
Music: Paul

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• UK
• crap
• towns
• shit
• hole
• Windsor
• Buckinghamshire
• England
• gardenspoon
• spoof
• funny
• tourist
• information
• piss
• take
• g4rdenspoon
• travel

[loubailey90]

I love windsor but this was hilarious!

[g4rdenspoon]

@loubailey90 Thank you very much. :)

[loubailey90]

@g4rdenspoon I've watched lots of your 'come to' videos, they're all hilarious and stop on!

[g4rdenspoon]

@loubailey90 Well I'm pleased that you like them. :)

[Borismafia]

you obviously have never lived in windsor.

[g4rdenspoon]

@Borismafia Obviously?

[g4rdenspoon]

@mickburke15 I had considered that one, so when I have the time and fuel money I will make my way over there. Thanks. :)

[g4rdenspoon]

@DibbersPage I think I know what you mean... :0

[DibbersPage]

Theres a queen living just down the road from me, not a royal one thou Bro ahahhahahaha H&R

[g4rdenspoon]

@jondavis1234 It's the best way really. :)