The Atheist Goatee Presents: Bible Contradictions - Part II

Two more contradictions that I found.

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[spinnersmetal]

GE 1:26-27 Man and woman were created at the same time.

GE 2:7, 21-22 Man was created first, woman sometime later.

GE 2:17 Adam was to die the very day that he ate the forbidden fruit.

GE 5:5 Adam lived 930 years.

EX 34:6-7, HE 9:27 God remembers sin, even when it has been forgiven.

JE 31:34 God does not remember sin when it has been forgiven.

NU 25:9 24,000 died in the plague.

1CO 10:8 23,000 died in the plague.

i have hundreds more of these, just ask.

[TheAtheistGoatee]

thanks for that....i got tons too

[Matur1n]

Anyone with a brain can see those aren't contradictions. When two different people report numbers with a difference of 23,000 vs 24,000, can't you guess that one is rounding and the other isn't? Or one is counting the deaths in a longer period of time? You misrepresent Genesis 2:17. Before he ate of the fruit, Adam wouldn't die, after he ate of it he was subject to death. That's all that verse means. Nothing in Genesis 1;26-27 requires creation at exactly the same time.

[TheAtheistGoatee]

wow...it must take enormous talent to be in that kind of denial. sorry friend i think you are ignoring the words when they are in your face as plain as day. sorry bout your other comment i accidentally clicked remove rather than reply.

[TheAtheistGoatee]

2:17 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

you cant get much clearer than that. it says he will die the day he eats the fruit.....u cant argue that.

[Matur1n]

Nothing about that statement means he will die that exact day. Before he ate, he wasn't subject to death. After he was.

You are really mad at your boss & want to rough him up, but your job is important to you too. You are deciding what to do & get advice from a mentor. He says: "the day that you lay hands on your boss you will surely be fired." If you shove your boss, but don't get fired until the next day or another day later, would you run to your mentor to tell him how wrong he was?

[TheAtheistGoatee]

for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

i dont see how you are missing this....it plainly says that he will die the day he eats from the tree. no amount of back peddaling is going to save you from the plain words used in the verse. it does not say "eat from the tree and you will be subject to death" that is just a way for believers to go around what is plainly stated.

[Matur1n]

Before he ate from the tree he couldn't die, the day he ate from it he surely could.

It does not say "eat from the tree and you will be subject to death". That is exactly what was meant. The rest of the chapter and the next tell of his Adam's long life. The author is entitled to assume you would not misubderstand. The only way to misunderstand is to act like that sentence is alone outside the context of the rest of the chapter.

Did you ignore my example about the boss and being fired?

[Matur1n]

The gist was that Jeremiah 31 was promising a specific group of people that he would forget their sins. See verse 33. The general rule is that he would remember it.

[robertobrian6]

theatheisg... And don;t forget Ezk.14;9 ...And I the Lord (God) deceived that prophet.

Thank;s