Alcoholics In My Town
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Uploaded by radishface1 on Jan 8, 2011
Official video for the song "Alcoholics In My Town" by the band
Jesus H Christ and the Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse
Director: Daniel Minahan Camera/Edit: Felix Andrew
© 2010 by JHC&TFHotA
The single: Alcoholics In My Town is available on the CD: Happier Than You
Downloadable at itunes, cdbaby.com, etc. and available on CD: the perfect coaster.
Jesus H Christ and the Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse
www.jesushchristrocks.com
The people portrayed in this song and in this video are fictitious characters. Any resemblance to you is your own paranoia, Ron.
Lyrics:
ALCOHOLICS IN MY TOWN
There's Mrs. Powers- our old teachers' aid.
She sits down at the Copper Kettle for hours
Drinking vodka lemonade.
She passed out in her lawn chair at the Fireman's Parade
She's an alcoholic in my town.
There's Colleen Sullivan
Drinking on the bus at away games.
Making out with guys from other schools.
Doesn't even know their last names.
She burned her pants in a bonfire standing too close to the flames.
She's an alcoholic in my town
Another alcoholic in my town
Another Southern Comfort
Another Yukon Jack
Another Cuervo Gold
Keep em comin'
Keep on rockin'
This party never gets old
There's Little Dave
Hangin' out at Cumberland Farms.
He got fired from Sikorsky last week
Cuz he pulled the fire alarm.
He gets a little rowdy
But he don't mean any harm.
There's Jimmy Hudak
You know his brother Bill?
One time they locked the guy in a port-a-john.
And rolled him down a hill.
People say they should grow up
But you know they never will-
They're alcoholics.
That's Debbie's father
He's really cool
Last summer he backed his riding mower
Into the swimming pool.
He keeps a keg in his basement.
And we drink there after school.
He's an alcoholic
In my town.
Another alcoholic
In my town.
Happy days
the party never ends
Here's to all us alcoholics
Another round for my friends.
One more round for my friends...
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trob73 7 months ago
this shit is off the hook!!!!!!
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