X-Factor 2010 (SIMON COWELL SONG)

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THEY ALL WENT DOWN TO LONDON FOR THE PARTY OF THE YEAR ANYONE WHOS ANYONE WAS DESPERATE TO BE THERE WALL TO WALL CELEBRITIES DRESSED IN DESIGNER GEAR MAN YOU WOULDNT WANNA MISS IT FOR THE WORLD

THE PAPARAZZI STOOD OUTSIDE LIKE MONKEYS IN A ZOO AS MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC TRIED TO WORK OUT WHO WAS WHO THE ACTORS AND THE ACTRESSES WERE LOVEY DOVEY DO MAN YOU WOULDNT WANNA MISS IT FOR THE WORLD

EVERYONE BROUGHT PRESENTS AND PAID HOMAGE TO THE KING THEY OVERDID THE BOTOX AND THEY OVER DID THE BLING EVERYBODY STARTED MOANING WHEN WESTLIFE GOT UP TO SING MAN YOU WOULDNT WANNA MISS IT FOR THE WORLD

THE CRITICS SAID THE MONEY THAT THEY SPENT WAS SO RIDICULOUS BUT THEY HAD TO ADMIT THEY ALL LOOKED ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS THEY ALL WENT DOWN TO LONDON FOR THE PARTY OF THE YEAR YOU WOULDNT WANNA MISS IT FOR THE WORLD

SIR PHILLIP GREEN WAS SEATED NEXT TO LORD AND LADY MUCK LEONA LEWIS SANG A SONG AND PUBLICISED HER BOOK SINITA DIDNT REALISE HOW RIDICULOUS SHE LOOKED MAN YOU WOULDNT WANNA MISS IT FOR THE WORLD

SIMON COWELLS MOTHER SAID SHE COULDNT HELP BUT BLUSH WHEN A BURLESQUE DANCER GOT ON STAGE AND SHOWED THEM ALL HER TOOSH WHEN THEY OPENED UP THE BUFFET SHE WAS TRAMPLED IN THE RUSH MAN YOU WOULDNT WANNA MISS IT FOR THE WORLD

THE DISCO BALL WAS SPINNING AND SOMEBODY WAS SICK A GIRL SLIPPED ON THE DANCE FLOOR IN A SILICONE SLICK PAULA ABDUL ALMOST CHOCKED ON A SAUSAGE ON A STICK MAN YOU WOULDNT WANNA MISS IT FOR THE WORLD

THE CRITICS SAID THE MONEY THAT THEY SPENT WAS SO RIDICULOUS BUT THEY WERE OVERWHELMED BY SUCH A BLATANT SHOW OF DECADENCE THEY ALL WENT DOWN TO LONDON FOR THE PARTY OF THE YEAR MAN YOU WOULDNT WANNA MISS IT FOR THE WORLD

FOUL MOUTHED GORDON RAMSEY SAT THERE QUIET AS A MOUSE HIS WIFE NO LONGER TRUSTS HIM TO EVER LEAVE THE HOUSE PRETTY CHERYL COLE ATTENDED MINUS CHEATING SPOUSE MAN YOU WOULDNT WANNA MISS IT FOR THE WORLD

OZZY OSBORNE SAT THERE LIKE A ZOMBIE IN A TOMB KATIE PRICES ORANGE FACE LIT UP HALF THE ROOM ALEXANDRA BURKE GOT UP AND BELTED OUT A TUNE MAN YOU WOULDNT WANNA MISS IT FOR THE WORLD

THE MAIN BAND SANG THEIR HEARTS OUT LIKE CLAPPED OUT SEX MACHINES AS SUPERMODELS IN THE LOOS WERE KEEPING NOSES CLEAN SOMEONE FOUND A MOVIE STAR FACE DOWN IN A LATRINE MAN YOU WOULDNT WANNA MISS IT FOR THE WORLD

THE CRITICS SAID THE MONEY THAT THEY SPENT WAS SO RIDICULOUS BUT THEY HAD TO ADMIT THEY ALL LOOKED ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS THEY ALL WENT DOWN TO LONDON FOR THE PARTY OF THE YEAR YOU WOULDNT WANNA MISS IT FOR THE WORLD

PIERS MORGAN STOOD THEIR IN THE CORNER ON HIS OWN MAX CLIFFORD SPENT THE EVENING SENDING TEXTS ON HIS PHONE KATE MOSS GOT SO PISSED SHE HAD TO GET A TAXI HOME MAN YOU WOULDNT WANNA MISS IT FOR THE WORLD

THE BECKHAMS COULDNT MAKE IT SIR ELTON COULDNT COME THEY MISSED ALL THE SHENANIGANS AND MISSED OUT ON THE FUN MICHAEL WINNER BORED THE ARSE OFF PETER WATERMAN MAN YOU WOULDNT WANNA MISS IT FOR THE WORLD

THE BIRTHDAY BOY WAS ONE MAN THAT EVERYONE ADMIRED AMANDA HOLDEN WAS THE GIRL THAT EVERYONE DESIRED SIR ALAN SUGAR SHOUTED AT THE WAITRESSES YOURE FIRED YES YOU WOULDNT WANNA MISS IT FOR THE WORLD

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[alydinamo10]

wow so good

[dann2547]

What a temper you have.. I like it.. I am the same.. you just tell the truth! That's it!

[acerb45666555]

didnt Simon Cowell have his own band once? i wanna hear that band. then WE can critique HIM for a change!! wheres his band? i must hear it!!

[xHorseLoverX08]

that was really good! hahaha!

[earnestervin326]

if you want a higher quality video of desparate house wives then watch it here WATCHDESPERATEHOUSEWIVES2 ( . ) TK

[couferroygir]

haha funny!

[lilsmithy321]

greeeeeat love it:)

[whysoseriousutube]

Excellent one! :)

[xxAnimeToonsxx]

another classic! ... how about a michael jackson ballad? could be fun lyrics ; )

[zeeky33]

Right on, great song. Do you play pubs?