How to make one square of toilet paper work

This is my response to the faux outrage over Sheryl Crow's "conservation of toilet paper" joke. A wise old man once taught me how it could actually be done. Now I'm passing this valuable skill onto all of YouTube.

Remember, conserve!
For ideas on what you can actually do, go to:
http://www.stopglobalwarming.org/sgw_actionitems.asp

--Javier
http://thesciencepundit.blogspot.com/

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Sheryl
• Crow
• toilet
• paper
• joke
• demonstration
• square
• conservation
• global
• warming

[kostangmekham]

This is taught in the USMC

[CousinoMacul]

That actually makes sense.  The guy I learned it from was ex-military.

[LaundrySucks]

dude at first i was like okay okay. after reading the comments i was thinking you wrap the toilet paper AROUND your finger and "push it up there" but OMG it's not like taht at alll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhh

also your finger will stink soooooo bad.

i think it's a good idea to conserve toilet paper but this is a little extreme. you'll end up wasting water from washing your hands for 10 mins. everytime you do this.

no man no

[niceonetom]

you, sir,

are a genius.

[wrjamescom]

Why not use two ply, separate the plies, then use was side once. You have four wipes. :)

[tricksterhuaun]

I'm seriously watching a video about how to wipe your ass with one toilet paper?

HOW DID I GET HERE?!

[andrewc740]

LOL

[PatrioticNewYorker]

Take your advice and shove it up your ass.

[leotime429]

If I ever met you in real life, I wouldn't shake hand with you. No offend

[MaxamillianArturo]

Why not just wipe your ass with your hand at this rate?

[irritatinglilpryk]

Right wing? Left wingers are so full of crap. Be nice to flush all of you down the crapper.

[DonnerPartyBBQ]

SOOO pretty much you finger yourself in your own butt hole to conserve 3 or 4 sheets of TP..im good.

[TheXxjeffmanxX]

GAY.

[BrDaMOstudios]

this is so freaking disgusting...