Norfolk Light Rail (Plan B Presents "Light Rail")

Jason and Rob balance some of life's little equations...

Plan B Presents: Light Rail.

Featuring: Jason Kypros and Rob Wilson

Directed by: Keith Jackson
Camera: Jason Kypros
Written by: Jason Kypros, Rob Wilson
Boom Operator: C.B. Wilkins
Edited by: Jason Kypros
Music by: Christopher Kypros
Produced by: Jason Kypros/ JLK Productions
Special Thanks to: St. Patricks Catholic School, Christopher Kypros, Plan B Sketch Comedy

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Comedy

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• Keith Jackson

[lordjustin1981]

"You a house citizen!"

[xetinkradx]

xGrendelx is apparently the Mayor's daughter

[WheatyPetestraw]

Most of Norfolk's rush-hour traffic problems involve the military going to one base or the other. If the light rail is going to work it should go from NOB, Little Creek, Oceana, or Dam Neck to VA Beach, Chesapeake, or Suffolk (where houses are still affordable).

[galpickny]

I'm glad Norfolk is getting light rail, and I'm hoping Va beach will jump on board. its about freakin time. The 757 needs better options other than the bus. This area has too many people in it for that. I would give up driving if the transportation system was better here.

[xGrendelx]

Its funny how the LRT naysayers think this is the only system that's gone over budget, functions at the street level with pedestrians/cars, or backed by negligent politicians. The fact is Norfolk has done nothing new with its system. Its identical to every starter line in the world. Every project has folks complaining about the same things, yet a system is built and it does what it promises anyway. LRT is sustainable & efficient in every city where it exists.  Norfolk will be no different.

[FastCassius]

Great work again Jason and Rob!....Yo DiscoStu1975, are you high? or just gazing at some Norman Rockwell post cards? This "Light Fail" will not make our city cool like Charlotte or Austin...really....Austin, blues, music, food, culture? Norfolk to Austin??

That thing could be an invisible space coaster, and this city wouldn't be any cooler man, trust me. You'll get a great Slurpee at one end, and an asshole cop on fake ass 3 wheeled wannabe Segway on the other.cool, for 400 million bucks, nope.

[ilovethemoose]

"it's clearly marked!" hahah oh god. i love 757.

[ilovethemoose]

HAHAHAHAHAH <3

[DiscoStu1975]

I think this is hysterical. At the same time I'm also a big fan of Greater Norfolk getting cooler and let's face it, modern mobility can't hurt. We really do have a chance to be a really cool place, like Charlotte and Austin. Its fun to poke fun at the city on lightrail because its easy. Honestly I'm still glad to have it because at least it gives hope that someday the entire Greater Norfolk Virginia Beach region can have modern transportation, bike paths and a new shifted mentality. We rea