It's Bristol, Bitch [Making the Video guest starring Sarah Palin]

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Bristol Palin premieres the video for her new song, "It's Bristol, Bitch."

Guest stars include Sarah Palin and Bristol's friends Adderol and Menthol.

LYRICS:

Its Bristol, bitch

Dont vote for Obama
It rhymes with Osama
Forget my baby Drama
Just vote for my mama

Yeah, Im from Alaska
Not from Nebraska
Just given you the facts-a
Sit back and relax-a

Rowe vs Wade
R-R-R-Rowe vs Wade
Its Bristol, bitch

McCains so old, hes probably going to die
My mom can take over and share her merican pie
I got my eye on a house, you can bet,
Heres a hint, its white as crystal meth

Moms right behind the next head in chief
Shes the first vice prez that makes you beat your meat
Theyll improve your way of living and so much more
Trust me, my mommy says that Im mature

Jailbait
J-J-J-Jailbait
Its Bristol, bitch

First comes church
No gay marriage
Now here comes my baby in a baby carriage!

Lets dance

You like the way I shake it?
On the floor?
I may be underage
But Ill give you give you more
I may be a baby
And I may be preggers
But I can hold my own
At frat parties and keggers
Ill lick my lips
And shake these child bearing hips
Ima make it dip
As the politicians flip

I get by
Cuz I got my moms looks
I dont have to do much
And I dont have to read books
Getting knocked up
Was a type of invention
For getting a date
For the republican convention
But theres still enough Bristol
To go around
Come to Alaska
And lets get down

So what if she doesnt know what the Bush Doctrine is?
I sure as heck dont.

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[jimbeauxtexas]

You fuckers are soooo afraid of Sara Palin. Enjoy your silliness while the country goes to shit!

[AbsolutelyNotComedy]

jim: *Sarah

[JayJuBo]

lol yall love that minnesota accent dontcha lol

[AbsolutelyNotComedy]

the palins are from alaska. lol

[xtasy26m]

you guys are amazing.. i laugh everytime i see it!!

[juanitalackey]

Hah lol...I love this!!! so creative.... wow!!Good job!!

[Bordercolliemommy1]

Bristol, such a snobby, I'm pissed at the world attitude.

[BeachLady47]

never get tired listening to this..it"s to f'n funny

[Daikamaitachi]

@jimbeauxtexas She'll never be President now, she's got her own TV show. She's realized her role in the machine. Now she's just a Republican stunt.

[anthony20cali]

@Dixc2 maybe in your world, its this thing called humor maybe you should look it up, but then again your prob suffering from mommy daddy issues, and your just a bitch all the time i bet, no friends, no life? does that ring a bell?

[anthony20cali]

@Dapruex then you one sad ass nigga! lol

[Ariakace]

from this day forth, everytime i see him at the bar, i shall call him bristol. because this video is fucking hillarious!

[0542daisy]

Love it! Love it! Love it!

[mikehb0y]

i LOVE how they sound like canadian maritimers