Barry Crimmins - Satan's Spawn

I got asked to do a song for this miserable excuse for an American.
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Barry Crimmins is a man
Or so I am advised
He made a living squatting down
Behind a bunch of guys
He made his living on his knees
And shattered them to bits
Cuz he was more a catcher
No, he didn't like to pitch

Crimmins
Barry Crimmins
He had hair like Richard Simmons
Crimmins
Barry Crimmins
Is it any wonder he became a communist

Barry Crimmins is a man
Or so I am advised
Had lots of balls pushed in face
And so believes the lies
Of lieberals and dumbocrats
And homos foul and rank
He worked at air America
With socialist Al Frank...en

Crimmins
Barry Crimmins
He had bosses
Who was womens
Crimmins
Barry Crimmins
Don't he understand that Eve was never Adam's boss?

Can a man depraved and craven
Find the Grace of God?
Will his obsession with progression
Jus t keep him at odds
With 99 percent of Christians
Forth-right, brave and true
And not side with the 1 percent
Of traitors who want to...
(Have butt sex with the dead corpse of Joe Stalin)

Barry Crimmins is a man
Or so I'm not advised
He don't know how to walk a dog
And he still eats french fries
So what are we all doing here
Is the question that I raise
We should be here to bury him
Instead of heaping praise
Crimmins
Barry Crimmins
Boy, you're beard sure
Needs a trimmin
Crimmins
Barry Crimmins
I hope you'll let me baptize you after this is done

Category:

News & Politics

Tags:

• barry
• crimmins
• OWS
• occupy
• wall
• street
• air america
• al franken
• Al Franken
• Air America (radio Network)
• rachel maddow
• Rachel Maddow
• god
• jesus
• christ
• teabagger
• Tea Party
• morans

[Blackjuicez]

Crimmins is a true legendary catcher!

[dacci123]

This is hilarious. Billy Bob you are a true musical legend..

[dacci123]

At 3:40 is the funniest part. LOL

[DarkHorse0863]

BBN, Are you married? I'd really like you to meet my sister. I think it's crucial for the future of my family gene pool that we introduce you into it as soon as possible.

[ScientistSoundSytem]

Billy bob is the biggest troll. Everyone knows he jerks off to the virgin mary and is secretly a towel head that eats pork

[MooooonDemon]

Billy Bob deserves so many more views.

[claton95]

Billy Bob Neck = Successful troll

[brianhar100]

You have a cup of Jesus in the morning,and you can't say something nice about someone? How can this be?

[Desertphile]

This is awesome!

[Skindoggiedog]

Is 'Neck' an American name?

I'd like to see your birth papers, Billy.