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how about when ever your upset your baby will coufert you to make you happy agian
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My aunt has lots of kids! I'm sure she could tell u some uses for your precious darling! Love your videos!!!
Ps. I was homeschooLED
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Remote Control! - Once my sister figured out where the TV buttons were, she pushed them all the time! hahaha
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Alarm clock, excuse for random strangers to feel like they can touch your children, diet plan (no time to eat), your biggest fan (they'll listen to you sing forever)
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room clearer (stinky diaper)
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Smile maker :)
Shoe size tester
Makes sure things are balanced(by using them to help her walk)
Excuse to make youtube videos :D
Alarm clock
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make up remover/slobber all over your face
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Safety inspector - ever seen your baby be playing away all happy and then suddenly BONK they knock themselves out with their toy. Where's OSHA when you need them?
Model/mannequin - I love to dress all 3 of my girls up in frilly dresses with all the cool accessories and live vicariously through them. I mean c'mon - if you could wear that boa with those shoes and that sparkly purse and get away with it as an adult... wouldn't you? Eccentric.
I use my kids for lots of things now that they are older (they are 2,4,5) Yesterday they were my housekeepers - I taught them this great game. They pick up one thing and put it away, they get a penny. About $1 in pennies later my playroom and living room were clean (and my 5 year old even begs me to vacuum!) Teach them right ladies and you can retire early!
PS - just to clarify, I only have them do housework when THEY think it's fun. Please don't send me hate mail about child labor laws.
porterasylum 11 months ago 4
Hmm... uses for a baby? what about tax write off? personal assistant? Quality control inspector? or Taste tester? extra set of hands? Mess maker? lol. These are all things I've used my kids for! :)
BrownSuga245 11 months ago 2