Dygeron92 Reviews: Dynowarz (NES) Part 2

Part 2, and the conclusion to my epic slog through this bland waste of silicon.

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[TheRealNightBlader]

BTW, for that thing on top, I found this on Wikipedia.

"Additionally, by pressing the select button, Cyborasaurus may call down an orbital strike from a space satellite, which will destroy all enemies on the screen. However, as this attack also destroys the satellite, it is limited to a single use per stage."

That's useful (not) since there's like 2 enemies on the screen at a time. I say, use that for "bosses".

[Dygeron92]

Wow, that is... the worst screen-killing superweapon ever.

It's like the nuke from Contra III, except it's only useful if there's actual EXCITEMENT.

And, yes, I did know about that when I watched the gameplay footage after I recorded my footage and my voice clips. But the effect of this weapon is too negligible to be of any use throughout the game, so I didn't mention it.

[TheRealNightBlader]

Well, I noticed the annotation asking what that thing at the top was for, and that's what it's for. To tell if you used it yet.

At least in Contra III, you had multiple bombs and there were times where there were more than 2 enemies on the screen at one time.

In this crap, there's one use per level and only few enemies at a time.

[Dygeron92]

Alright, thanks for the tip. I'll change the annotation to display that satellite's function.

But it's not like I'll be playing this "game" again.

[GeorgesVI]

the endign is the same as master blaster but this game is actually worse(I know is hard to believe that)

[TheRealNightBlader]

This is the only entry from the contest that I've watched several times. Ironic, since it's the longest one.

You should make more reviews man.

[someshyguy]

Wow... I actually own this game and you pretty much summed up this whole game. I didn't even play this for long before my friend told me to play something else.

[Dygeron92]

Yeah, I really should. Maybe next time, I should cut it down to 8 minutes, or somehting.

[Asalieri]

Still watching it. I think it ran a little TOO long, man.

You should learn to summarize!

[Dygeron92]

Longest video I did, about 18 minutes. I hope it qualifies, though, and I hoped you like it.