Engineerer's Delight (aka Noah Tries to Rap)

During finals week I get a little stressed.... The rest is self-explanatory, right?

Lyrics:
Huh? What's that? It's 3:17 AM? You mean my noggin abandoned joggin' through this jargony junk again
I need a grade, an A, to say my brain's retained an adequate accurate knowledge regarding formulas in its cranial cache.
But that's hard, bizarre like Pon Farr, my consciousness is watching this meticulous matter lather a rather bubbly batch of mental tar.
That's the way it goes, choke myself with pantyhose, my sanity's bleedin' from the readin', hence the jibberish juxtapose-
ition, I'm in critical condition, somethin's missing, gone fishin, out of comission, limited edition apparition
This is wrong, like Gimli in a thong, but we'll go on 'cause Obi-wan said in the force we are strong

Uh, uh, it's the study rap. Uh, uh, Don't take a nap, y'all.
Let's review
Here's the first topic, fluid mechanical flow that's isentropic, shock it drop it, critical conditions mean you gotta mach it.
Stagnation correlation, adiabatic gas equation, properties Mephistopheles would fear more than his condemnation.
Feedback? Now stand back, PD control, let's tune that, this locus is out of focus, now where should I put the lead at?
You see my cam design. You know it's super fine. The low velocity is due to modifying sine.
Memorizin' books with typos is my specialty. These laboratory uncertainties are raising stress intensity.
So that's on my plate. You Studious students can relate. Our fate has weight, but hear me strait, if we make it through we'll roller skate

Uh, uh, roller skating representsfreedom. Uh, uh, roller skates, you really need 'em. Uh, uh, make sure you oil the bearings; it's all about how you treat 'em. Uh, uh, and if you ever have kids, make sure you never beat 'em. Studyin' studyin' studyin' studyin' studyin' studyin' studyin' ha ha ha ha! Take us out, Spock...


Roller s skates represent freedom, y'all. Roller skates you really need 'em. Make sure you oil the bearings it's all about how you treat 'em.

Learning's largely logical, whether tropical or nautical; the topical expanse could bust a sumo wrestler's pants 'til he recants his hefty dance and turns to cosmic reconnaissance, transcribing into common sense the paths of the stars like seven wheeled cars. Bazars sell pickles for a handful of nickels, while peasants put proverbial pars. Paraplegics on stallions, liquid mercury medallions, I asked a bird for the word he said, bird, duh, you're so mammalian. His humor eluded me, the knitting circle excluded me, on the Enterprise we Jazzercise, these human eyes polluted me. Mumble mumble mumble.... studying!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• white
• kid
• rap
• engineering
• engineer
• delight
• study
• studying
• college
• finals
• exams
• fluid
• mechanics
• kinematics
• feedback
• funny
• bored

[BekerJeff]

if this is what school does to you Noah, you need to get out of there. Like NOW!

[BekerJeff]

rap would have been cool, but your dance moves were weird. Maybe it was the rainbow color sweater.



[EvelynJayne]

wrong, like Gimli in a thong