Christmas Wishes

Well, Christmas time has come again,
Another year has passed.
I'd send this off to each of you,
But quite frankly, can't be arsed.

So here it is, my Christmas wish,
To those special people on whom I depend,
And to those of you I've never met,
But we're somehow Facebook friends.

Embrace this Christmas and all it brings,
The family, the presents, the food,
Enjoy those moments unique to this special day,
And which put us all in such a festive mood.

Things like the thrilling conversation
At the table for Christmas tea
And that awkward comment Aunty Ethel makes
About your sexuality.

Or watching Grandpa try eight times
To pop that Christmas bon bon,
And when it finally breaks with a bang
The toy inside is long gone.

Of course, when you're told how tall you've grown
By relatives you haven't seen in a while,
Although they say that every bloody time,
You'll just answer with a smile.

And just when you think you'll kill yourself
If you hear another FIVE GOLDEN RINGS,
The family gather around the tree,
To see what 'Santa' brings.

They'll still insist that Saint Nick has come,
Though you stopped believing years ago
You don't even have a working chimney
And you now laugh when someone says "Hoe Hoe Hoe"

The joy on your younger brother's face
As he opens up a Wii AND an Xbox,
Which is more than you ever bloody got at his age;
A pair of Toy Story jocks

That paper and ribbon you took hours to wrap
Is scrunched up and in the trash,
And that toy you spent 60 bucks on,
For the four year old? It's already smashed.

And when the day's over and Boxing Day comes,
You'll take down, so joyously,
The decorations you just put up,
And pack away the tree.

On January 1st, the list of New Year's Resolutions,
Still unresolved, will increase,
As you promise yourself you'll lose the weight
You just put on from that Christmas Feast.

And before long, with a sigh of relief,
Christmas will be over
Well, at least until you start seeing decorations again
Filling the stores, in OCTOBER.

So make the most of it while you can,
I hope it's warm and bright,
A merry Christmas to all of you
And to all a good night!

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• Christmas Wishes
• Christmas Poem
• Poem
• jrb040892
• Jason Bensen

[tut8tut]

well it seems, Christmas pisses you off !!!

[jrb040892]

@tut8tut ahh never!! I actually love Christmas soo much, I just decided to write a fictional scroogey poem :)

[HOLX27]

Merry Christmas Jason! xxx

[jrb040892]

@HOLX27 thank youu, and a merry Christmas to you :D

[Frankinsense0012]

Ahahaha! Yeah my family are like that, minus the singing. Ho ho ho :D

[PrettyBaaby]

@jrb040892 My parents got my brother a cellphone for Christmas.

Omfg.

His first phone is a shit ton better than my first phone (not to mention his mainly unlimited plan), and he got it a year younger than I was when I got mine >_>

[jrb040892]

@PrettyBaaby ahh kids these days, they start so young... Start being spoiled, greedy little shits, that is lol.

One year, my Mum actually did give me just a pair of Whinnie the Pooh socks. I reckon that's the best present I've ever got :)

[PrettyBaaby]

@jrb040892 Just saw a video on Yahoo. This 3 year-old got so pissed that he got books on Christmas, and theres a Wii box right beside him : l

[RobinGoodfellow41351]

HUG

:-)

[chloshmo]

BAHAHAHA!!! So true, in a very sad way :P