(Chorus)
Let me slide down your pants like your last man,
I'm dirty like the grouch in a trash can,
Stick my hands down your pants it feels like a Furby,
Now I'm going to poke it with my wormy,
Baby call me a dream weaver,
All these little bitches smokin reefer,
They're all thinkin left and right brain,
But i think with my dick so I'm insane.
I'm a bad mother fucker like George Lucas,
pull my dick out my pants like a lightsaber,
then i cut your pussy bigger,
till i squeeze hole in your clitoris bowl,
simliar to the sole of a shoe,
BOO scare the shit out of you,
orgasms follow with a mean, big nasty hollow,
cumstain, mom came looking for me,
i slapped the shit out that bitch with 40 g.
(Chorus)
This age is like a hoe, so fun but so fucked,
bring my loads inside you like a dump truck,
Dammit! everything is on my mind,
and your girl stays on me all the time,
I can't help it that im thinking during intercourse,
Your hard nipples look like dots in the morse,
S. O. S. for your titties,
you know i like them pointy like cities,
and I'm all that girls really want,
cause my girls, they just wanna have fun,
Don't believe me? Ask Miss Lauper,
Made her pussy so wet it needs a stopper
(Piano Interlude feat. Dj O.T.)
Yo, I'm back mayne,
Make you bleed so hard you need a napkayne,
Or in your case, you need a tampon,
cause your pussy so dark I leave the lamp on,
Trim that shit very quickly,
or else i'll get very sickly,
When I'm kissin on your lips, the lips in your hips,
So I might have to use a machete,
Chop Chop Chop on your pussy,
Some of your shit gets all up in my goatee,
And its feeling like straight up ice,
While I'm looking like that mother fucking bitch Bo Bice.
(Chorus)
can this be my ringtone, PLEASE?!
jaykaymakeup 1 year ago
this is going to get a shit ton of veiws if you play your cards right haha
gtrarmstrong 1 year ago
You guys are to fu&&in funny man!!!!
moukba 1 year ago
You guys are to fuckin funny man!!!!
moukba 1 year ago