Quantum has IMO turned the ship in the right direction. Code is well written, management is much improved, deadwood has been tossed overboard (not to say that all the cuts were bad performers - cuts are what happens after eight years of a George Bush moron in the WH). Mistakes were made but obviously EMC would not have given Q 100M if the ship was going to sink.
This is an absolute classic! I still remember sitting in an all employee meeting, and when Rocket Rick was asked about employee morale, he responded with, "I'm not responsible for your morale." and then went on to talk about how bad he struggles with his morale on a daily basis. After all, he had 600,000 options repriced at a penny a share, his 3 year severance package, and the endless other perks. Yep, Ricky was struggling. Luckily, I jumped before that ship took on too much water.
Recognize Rick from his QBR meetings at the big bar D. Think it was pretty obvious to everyone there the Q-ship would blow up and sink sooner than later.
Quantum has IMO turned the ship in the right direction. Code is well written, management is much improved, deadwood has been tossed overboard (not to say that all the cuts were bad performers - cuts are what happens after eight years of a George Bush moron in the WH). Mistakes were made but obviously EMC would not have given Q 100M if the ship was going to sink.
YouXert 2 years ago
Quantum laid off 180 employees last month.
Happy Holidays, here's the boot.
Let the slimy ship sink!
quashed2008 3 years ago
Wakkali that doesn't look good! Am still on the ship...........hehehe
kumarentran 4 years ago
Great paraody, but you forgot Benchmark RPI.
plaferri 4 years ago
This is an absolute classic! I still remember sitting in an all employee meeting, and when Rocket Rick was asked about employee morale, he responded with, "I'm not responsible for your morale." and then went on to talk about how bad he struggles with his morale on a daily basis. After all, he had 600,000 options repriced at a penny a share, his 3 year severance package, and the endless other perks. Yep, Ricky was struggling. Luckily, I jumped before that ship took on too much water.
stargatebaiter 4 years ago
Recognize Rick from his QBR meetings at the big bar D. Think it was pretty obvious to everyone there the Q-ship would blow up and sink sooner than later.
awesomeBLT 4 years ago
Damn! I recognize the galley scene - Rick holding another pep rally in the Engineering Dept.
When Q bought us, my first thought - We're SCREWED!
DrMaxLove 4 years ago
Where's Billy Boy B and his moronic sidekick Jack-ass Jon G? This two-headed monster is really driving (sinking) the ship. Go DX(i)!
whataboutbilljon 4 years ago
LMAO!! You're killin' me!!! -Red(mond)
BigBluOx 4 years ago
OMG thats awesome
lwoessne 4 years ago