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Uploaded by on Oct 2, 2007

A Parody of the Quantum Corporation

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  • Quantum has IMO turned the ship in the right direction. Code is well written, management is much improved, deadwood has been tossed overboard (not to say that all the cuts were bad performers - cuts are what happens after eight years of a George Bush moron in the WH). Mistakes were made but obviously EMC would not have given Q 100M if the ship was going to sink.

  • Quantum laid off 180 employees last month.

    Happy Holidays, here's the boot.

    Let the slimy ship sink!

  • Wakkali that doesn't look good! Am still on the ship...........hehehe

  • Great paraody, but you forgot Benchmark RPI.

  • This is an absolute classic! I still remember sitting in an all employee meeting, and when Rocket Rick was asked about employee morale, he responded with, "I'm not responsible for your morale." and then went on to talk about how bad he struggles with his morale on a daily basis. After all, he had 600,000 options repriced at a penny a share, his 3 year severance package, and the endless other perks. Yep, Ricky was struggling. Luckily, I jumped before that ship took on too much water.

  • Recognize Rick from his QBR meetings at the big bar D. Think it was pretty obvious to everyone there the Q-ship would blow up and sink sooner than later.

  • Damn! I recognize the galley scene - Rick holding another pep rally in the Engineering Dept.

    When Q bought us, my first thought - We're SCREWED!

  • Where's Billy Boy B and his moronic sidekick Jack-ass Jon G? This two-headed monster is really driving (sinking) the ship. Go DX(i)!

  • LMAO!! You're killin' me!!! -Red(mond)

  • OMG thats awesome

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